Prince Harry

"Me! ME! I KNOW CALL ON ME! The answer is: goat."

Kate

"Yes. I suppose in many ways, I AM mistress of all I survey. Or I will be. Eventually. Sort of. Let's just talk about my sailboat dress some more."

Pippa and Nico Jackson

I'd heard that Poor Pips and Nico Jackson were on the outs -- I mean, he moved to Switzerland or whatever -- but they seem to be putting on a game face here. He is terribly handsome, but as you know, I've decided (based on nothing) that he's a bounder.

James Middleton and Donna Air

We were recently got to explain to a friend the entire story about how James Middleton makes custom marshmallows and just so you know: that story ALWAYS goes over well.

Prince Of Wales Visits Jordan

Chaz has been on a tour of the Middle East for about a week, and for a variety of reasons unbeknownst to me, I have very few snaps of it. I just assume he's doing this the entire time.

The Duchess Of Cornwall Visits Bulford Camp

It never hurts for a lady to be well-versed in complicated firearms. We don't know what happens up at Balmoral.

The Queen, and His Excellency Mr. Thordur Aegir Oskarsson

"Yes, I'm back atop this hideous rug once again. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT."

Sophie Wessex and the Queen

"I said I didn't want to talk about it, Sophie, and I DON'T. You look nice though."

Camz

Informative Caption swears this is tea.

Crown Princess Mary

At last! We can enjoy the previously embargoed snaps from Copenhagen Fashion Week. Here, I feel like the crotch on Mary's pants might be slightly weird -- sorry, Mary -- but the jacket is cute.

Crown Princess Mary

Everyone in this photo appears vaguely unimpressed with the situation.

Crown Princess Mary

I like this dress very much, and I also enjoy that she appears to be considering seeing whether or not that thing will take her to Hogwarts.

The Danish Royal Family

They too were on vacation last week, in Verbier, where the wee boy looks COLD and in need of some warming snuggles. Princess Josephine continues to be a complete hoot.

Crown Prince Frederik

This is apparently from their official photocall where, if the Danes are anything like the Brits, everyone poses for snaps for the press and then the press leaves them alone for the rest of the week so they can get up to all the high-stakes gambling and revenge they've REALLY got planned. I assume,

Crown Prince Frederik

For the CPF fans in the house, an extra.

King Felipe and Queen Letizia

I've never seen these two more cozy than here, after an afternoon playing games with the patients at the Paraplegics Hospital.

King Felipe and Queen Letizia

Okay, also maybe at the wine-tasting.

Queen Mathilde, King Philippe, King Albert II, Queen Paola, Princess Claire and Princess Marie Esmeralda

INFORMATIVE CAPTION: This is a Mass to commemorate "the deceased members of the Belgian Royal Family," which seems like a rather convenient catch-all. Regardless, Mathilde looks like she's just come off an interesting stint on Downton Abbey.

King Willem-Alexander

And this is AMAZING and I hope Maxima hangs it over the bath. (He's opening a Rembrandt exhibit. WITH PLEASURE!)

Royals Round-Up, February 13, 2015

In which we get sledding! And wine-tasting! And Mugging in front of portraits! And a little extra bit of Harry from last week, because I love you. Around here, we covered Kate's event yesterday (she actually had two other private events this week; this was the only public one, AKA the only one at which press was welcome). She's out and about again on Wednesday, so as always mark your calendars. ELSEWHERE: Kate played the ukulele at one of the aforementioned private charity visits. I long for a ukulele photo op. Hello! reports that Wills and Kate's wedding menu is up for auction along with other "royal ephemera". DO NOT LET ME BUY IT. Vanity Fair had a bunch of British celebs name their favorite royal. ('Tis a video, FYI) I LOVE the Jewel Histories at The Court Jeweller, and this one about the Empress of Russia is fab. The Telegraph reflects on Charles and Camilla's marriage, ten years in. This is SO GOOD, from Tatler: Celebrity Valentines Day cards - Henry VIII and Catherine Parr. To wit: "I really love meat. How about you? I love it so much that it makes up 70 per cent of my diet. I also love sugar plums and sometimes when I'm excited, I throw them at my guests for fun. Other likes include drinking and parties. Dislikes include monks." Over at Order of Splendor, we eyeball what everyone wore to a recent Swedish diplomatic gala. This is amazing, from Time: Forgotten Copy of Magna Carta Found in Scrapbook. I think I speak for all of us when I say, !!!!!! [Photos: Splash, Getty, Fame/Flynet, Joe Giddens/PA Wire, Nick Ansell/PA Wire, Chris Radburn/PA Wire]