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# Royals Round-Up, February 14th, 2020
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royals-round-up-february-14th-2020-02-2020/
- Published: 2020-02-14T21:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2020-02-14T18:15:06.000Z
- Description: Some of these people are literally in The Tower.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: *Royals!*, Royals Round-Up, royalty, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

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Happy Valentine's Day! Let's do this thing.

In case you missed it, Kate did some stuff this week: She [met AN ALPACA!](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kate-hung-out-with-kids-a-lamb-and-a-snake-in-northern-ireland-and-scotland-today-02-2020/) And also [she and Willz did a crossover event with Chaz and Camz](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wils-and-kate-did-an-event-with-chaz-and-camz-today-02-2020/).

Elsewhere:

At People: [Meet the Woman Who Was Jilted by Napoleon and Then Launched a Royal Dynasty That Lasts to This Day](https://people.com/books/allison-pataki-the-queens-fortune-desiree-clary/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

At Vanity Fair: [Prince Andrew’s Royal Status Seems Murkier Than Ever.](https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2020/02/prince-andrew-royal-status-chinese-ambassador??ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) As ever, my take on Andrew is WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE JUST SEND HIM TO LIVE IN THE COUNTRY FOREVER. LITERALLY PUT HIM TO PASTURE.

Well, I am for sure going to read her new book. Via the New York Times:[ Tina Brown on the future of the royal family.](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/02/10/magazine/tina-brown-interview.html??ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (And a LOT of other stuff.)

This is an exceptional headline at the Telegraph: [Duchess of Cornwall jokes that her next job will be executioner during visit to Tower of London ](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2020/02/13/duchess-cornwall-jokes-next-job-will-executioner-visit-tower/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This is fun at T&C: [Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle Have Perfect Posture. Here's How to Mimic It.](https://www.townandcountrymag.com/insider/promotions-rules/a30798509/kate-middleton-meghan-markle-posture-secrets/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And, in social:

This is *very* charming. (And hot damn, those sales stats!)

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8hM8u2JjZv/

William looks VERY INVESTED in this child's conversation:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8gLfEqlSSB/

I love Sophie's commitment to this very casual hair clip (also this is a very nice cause and she seems like a good egg)

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8ekKzRnh7Z/

Look, it's EDWARD:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8g1DOanzgZ/

For a second, I thought Laura Dern was in this shot:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8g0a8YHqAT/

These are some elegant women:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8RklhggYJm/

###### \[Photos: Shutterstock, Angel Naval/MARINA PRESS/Shutterstock, Estela de Castro HANDOUT/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock, Isopix/Shutterstock, IBL/Shutterstock\]