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# Royals Round-Up, February 5th, 2016
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royals-round-up-february-5th-2016/
- Published: 2016-02-05T21:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2016-02-06T18:22:16.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

## Prince Harry

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/02/gettyimages-508556980.jpg)

I feel like THIS photo is going to come in handy again. Informative Caption tells us that Harry "meets some of the soldiers from the 2nd Battalion, The Duke of Lancaster's Regiment, who were deployed to Lancashire, Yorkshire and Cumbria to find out how they aided recovery work in the recent floods....He was visiting the barracks before heading to St Michael's on Wyre, where many people lost their homes." He also pulled all his usual tricks out of the hat, like...

## Prince Harry Visits Flood Hit Lancashire

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508556810.jpg)

...chatting with dudes in the military....

## Prince Harry

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508558848.jpg)

...chatting up women with babies....

## Prince Harry Visits Flood Hit Lancashire

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508559382.jpg)

...charming cute old ladies....

## Prince Harry Visits Flood Hit Lancashire

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508556818.jpg)

...praying to maps....

## Prince Harry Visits Flood Hit Lancashire

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508556764.jpg)

..and being adorable with small children.

## Camilla, etc

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508173126.jpg)

This particular Informative Caption reads a bit like a Mad Lib: "Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, Patron of the National Literacy Trust, and members of the Peterborough Phantoms Ice Hockey Team during a literature festival that celebrates the work of the Nation." It's like they spun the Wheel of Charity Events: "Tonight, you're supporting...literacy! With....Hockey players! To celebrate....THE NATION! GREAT! Now, go get your coat."

## Chaz and Cams

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508121462.jpg)

Chaz and Cams popped out for a "Dinner for the British Asian Trust at the Natural History Museum," which is a VERY PRETTY MUSEUM. Leona is wearing her best Kate Middleton, while Simon Cowell is in costume as Simon Cowell.

## Chaz

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508018642.jpg)

"And, finally, I appear to be stuck inside a giant coffee cup. I assume one of you will be rescuing me presently. Thank you, and God save whatshername."

## Kylie and Prince Charles

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508433440.jpg)

These two seem to get on quite well.

## Chaz

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-507887768.jpg)

"What did you do today, darling?"

"Met a cow. You?"

But, per Informative Caption: "The Prince of Wales is introduced to a plastic cow by Send a Cow ambassador Mark Hillman... Send a Cow works in seven countries in Africa, providing some of the continent's poorest people with training, tools, seeds, and livestock to help lift themselves out of poverty." So at least it's not just, "hey, we made giant cow! Come look!"

## The Duchess Of Cornwall Undertakes Engagement For The National Literary Trust

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508337900.jpg)

Then Camilla got tossed in the Clink. No, literally, the reading program at this prison she's visited is called "The Clink." (What's the jail equivalent of gallows humor? This is that.)

## Chaz and King Abdullah II of Jordan

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508427998.jpg)

Whatever with King Abdullah II of Jordan. I want to talk about the entry hall here at Clarence House. MOVE OVER, CHAZ. Your head is blocking that tapestry!

## Princess Eugenie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508282560.jpg)

Euj "attends the launch of Forte Organics," whatever that is, in a sweaterdress and her hair looks particularly cute.

## The Queen Formally Opens The Norfolk Hospice, Tapping House

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508358680.jpg)

This is a very lovely color on Her Maj.

## Crown Princess Mary

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508233342.jpg)

CPM popped by Copenhagen Fashion Week, as is her wont, and I deeply wish I could see the rest of this coat, because I suspect it is SPECTACULAR.

## Queen Rania

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508282258.jpg)

Queen Rania is in London at the moment, and I really enjoy her skirt. She has also brought me a greater understanding of the way that those of you who want Kate to cut her hair feel on a daily basis. I just want to give Rania a tiny little trim!

## Queen Sonja of Norway

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508199926.jpg)

Queen Sonja of Norway here in in London, opening a Painting Norway Exhibition. I wonder if she popped in to Buck House for a grilled cheese with QE2 and a spot of gossip while she was in town.

## Queen Letizia

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508115602.jpg)

Speaking of visits, Letizia and Felipe CANCELED their state visit to the UK because Things Are Complicated in Spain, politically, at the moment, and they need to stay home to deal.

## Queen Mathilde

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-508116180.jpg)

Queen Mathilde is just trying to get on my good side with all these stripes.

## Stephanie, Al, the Child of Stephanie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/GettyImages-507564542.jpg)

HOW IS THIS CIRCUS STILL HAPPENING? DO THEY HAVE TO GO EVERY SINGLE DAY? Now they have NEW scarves? I need answers.

[Royals Round-Up, February 5th, 2016In this week's Royals Round-Up: Camilla goes to jail! We get to see inside Clarence House from an angle that is new to me! Harry wears that sweater I like! Crown Princess Mary sports a nice coat. That circus in Monaco is still happening?!!?!? PS: Kate has an event on Sunday, where she will be presiding over the coin toss at the Super Bowl. Wait, that's wrong. She's going to be attending a church service and reception as part of her new gig as Honorary Commandant of the RAF Cadets. We'll have coverage here, of course, so swing by whenever you get tired of the dips you're eating. And elsewhere: -- This is from the Daily Mail (I KNOW), but it's a fun read (with the usual caveats) for those of us who love Royal Logistics, which is a strength of The Mail. Let me share their own breathless and slightly misleading headline: Confessions of the Queen's Vicar: Diana's 'terrible' upbringing, Andrew on the rampage and Princess Margaret's VERY distracting decolletage... an indiscreet portrait of the off-duty Royals. -- Our friends at the Duchess Diary report that QE2 is giving Kate her patronage of the All England Lawn Tennis & Croquet Club (the home of Wimbledon), which is both a very plum assignment and one that makes total sense given that Kate loves tennis and they go to Wimbledon every summer anyway. -- Rumor has it that Prince SquishyFace NoodleMuffin is doing v. well at nursery school; I wonder if his being in school on the regular right now is one of the reasons that Kate and Wills didn't join the rest of the Middz in Mustique right now. (The other reason being, I think. that they've finally realized it's bad optics, and also he's flying a lot right now.) (Hello!) -- The Court Jeweller reports on all the tiaras at Sweden's Representative Dinner. Shiny! (Sofia -- who looks lovely -- is basically sparkles from head to toe.) -- Crown Princess Mary sported a purple Alexander McQueen evening gown this week, which you probably want to see. (Order of Splendor) -- People has the scoop on the cancelled Spanish state visit to the UK, which I mentioned in the slideshow. --Prince Charles has made 3 MILLION (People reports it as dollars, but I think it's actually three million pounds) selling prints of his artwork since 1997\. (For charity.) -- There's going to be a big exhibit of the Queen's clothing for her 90th birthday! Let's go! (BBC) -- Tatler has several photos of royals playing rugby. BLESS THEM. -- And our friends at Vanity Fair of course have the scoop on Harry's partying over the weekend. -- Harry put a wee child's wellie back on her foot today. It's rather charming. (Reports from the field all indicate that he was on Full Charm at this visit.) Prince Harry visits St Michael's and helps a girl who lost her welly pic.twitter.com/Z9iBGQTMbT — Rock FM News (@RockFMNews) February 5, 2016 -- This seems about right:   Princess Anne, The Princess Royal, visits the @unitednations Peacekeeping Force in Cyprus' dedicated Royal Scots Borderers Regiment troops, currently on duty in Nicosia. Photo © British Army #UN #Cyprus #PrincessAnne #PrincessRoyal #BritishArmy #Army #UNFICYP   A photo posted by The British Monarchy (@the\_british\_monarchy) on Feb 5, 2016 at 6:01am PST -- This looks fun! The Countess of Wessex with Major Rachel Beszant, Snowboard Parallel Slalom winner at the 2016 @CSWSA Championships pic.twitter.com/bMggxwaPDP — BritishMonarchy (@BritishMonarchy) February 3, 2016![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/02/gettyimages-508556980.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royals-round-up-february-5th-2016-02-2016/)