Prince Harry
I feel like THIS photo is going to come in handy again. Informative Caption tells us that Harry "meets some of the soldiers from the 2nd Battalion, The Duke of Lancaster's Regiment, who were deployed to Lancashire, Yorkshire and Cumbria to find out how they aided recovery work in the recent floods....He was visiting the barracks before heading to St Michael's on Wyre, where many people lost their homes." He also pulled all his usual tricks out of the hat, like...
Prince Harry Visits Flood Hit Lancashire
...chatting with dudes in the military....
Prince Harry
...chatting up women with babies....
Prince Harry Visits Flood Hit Lancashire
...charming cute old ladies....
Prince Harry Visits Flood Hit Lancashire
...praying to maps....
Prince Harry Visits Flood Hit Lancashire
..and being adorable with small children.
Camilla, etc
This particular Informative Caption reads a bit like a Mad Lib: "Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, Patron of the National Literacy Trust, and members of the Peterborough Phantoms Ice Hockey Team during a literature festival that celebrates the work of the Nation." It's like they spun the Wheel of Charity Events: "Tonight, you're supporting...literacy! With....Hockey players! To celebrate....THE NATION! GREAT! Now, go get your coat."
Chaz and Cams
Chaz and Cams popped out for a "Dinner for the British Asian Trust at the Natural History Museum," which is a VERY PRETTY MUSEUM. Leona is wearing her best Kate Middleton, while Simon Cowell is in costume as Simon Cowell.
Chaz
"And, finally, I appear to be stuck inside a giant coffee cup. I assume one of you will be rescuing me presently. Thank you, and God save whatshername."
Kylie and Prince Charles
These two seem to get on quite well.
Chaz
"What did you do today, darling?"
"Met a cow. You?"
But, per Informative Caption: "The Prince of Wales is introduced to a plastic cow by Send a Cow ambassador Mark Hillman... Send a Cow works in seven countries in Africa, providing some of the continent's poorest people with training, tools, seeds, and livestock to help lift themselves out of poverty." So at least it's not just, "hey, we made giant cow! Come look!"
The Duchess Of Cornwall Undertakes Engagement For The National Literary Trust
Then Camilla got tossed in the Clink. No, literally, the reading program at this prison she's visited is called "The Clink." (What's the jail equivalent of gallows humor? This is that.)
Chaz and King Abdullah II of Jordan
Whatever with King Abdullah II of Jordan. I want to talk about the entry hall here at Clarence House. MOVE OVER, CHAZ. Your head is blocking that tapestry!
Princess Eugenie
Euj "attends the launch of Forte Organics," whatever that is, in a sweaterdress and her hair looks particularly cute.
The Queen Formally Opens The Norfolk Hospice, Tapping House
This is a very lovely color on Her Maj.
Crown Princess Mary
CPM popped by Copenhagen Fashion Week, as is her wont, and I deeply wish I could see the rest of this coat, because I suspect it is SPECTACULAR.
Queen Rania
Queen Rania is in London at the moment, and I really enjoy her skirt. She has also brought me a greater understanding of the way that those of you who want Kate to cut her hair feel on a daily basis. I just want to give Rania a tiny little trim!
Queen Sonja of Norway
Queen Sonja of Norway here in in London, opening a Painting Norway Exhibition. I wonder if she popped in to Buck House for a grilled cheese with QE2 and a spot of gossip while she was in town.
Queen Letizia
Speaking of visits, Letizia and Felipe CANCELED their state visit to the UK because Things Are Complicated in Spain, politically, at the moment, and they need to stay home to deal.
Queen Mathilde
Queen Mathilde is just trying to get on my good side with all these stripes.
Stephanie, Al, the Child of Stephanie
HOW IS THIS CIRCUS STILL HAPPENING? DO THEY HAVE TO GO EVERY SINGLE DAY? Now they have NEW scarves? I need answers.