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Prince Harry

Never has there been a photo where he looked like more of an incorrigible scamp. I am putting this on my piano!

Prince Harry

In fact, I don't know what he did OR WHO HE DID over his holiday break, but he suddenly looks about five years younger.

Prince Harry

INFORMATIVE CAPTION TIME: "Britain's Prince Harry laughs with youngsters involved in a film project during a visit to the Full Effect Youth Project in Nottingham." This is a great picture. I assume he just told them all how he let Goat loose in Princess Anne's bedroom over Christmas and CHAOS DELIGHTFULLY ENSUED.

Queen Elizabeth

Meanwhile, over in King's Lynn, Her Majesty stalks through the graveyard and laughs at death. "I've got twenty-five years left," she chortles into her handbag. "YOUR ICY HANDS CAN TAKE A BREAK."

Queen Elizabeth II

I know I've been doing this awhile because I just cooed, "oh, I always love that coat on her." QE2 is not immune to a replay. I am not immune to a fur cuff on a Queen.

Camz

I enjoy that this photo makes it look like Camilla is thinking, "oh my god stop talking to me about your fur turban! I HEAR ABOUT THEM AT HOME ALLLL THE TIME."

Chaz and Camz

Informative Caption was not informative here so all I can tell you is: I don't even know. HOWEVER. Can we talk about the pinstripes with that pocket square and that tie on Chaz? That is WELL FREAKING PLAYED.

Chiuckles and Camillers

They look quite good here, too, actually. I LOVE that color on Camilla. I wish I were draped in velvet right now myself.

Crown Princess Mette-Marit of Norway, Crown Prince Haakon of Norway and King Harald V

Everyone here looks appropriately glum because this is a funeral for Johan Martin Ferner and I included it this week because (a) M-M's hair is kind of working for me, but, more importantly, (b) Johan Ferner was very interesting. Per the unassailable historians of Wikipedia, he was an Olympic silver medalist who was married to Princess Astrid, who fled the Nazis and spent the war in Washington DC, and then she went to Oxford, and then she married the aforementioned divorced, commoner Olympian and all of that together there is a book. (Astrid's sister Ragnhild is ALSO a book, because SHE married her wartime bodyguard and it was a total scandale and then they ran off to Rio. FOREVER! He is now a billionaire shipping magnate.)

Crown Princess Mary

Meanwhile, in Denmark, Crown Princess Mary wore a kind of good blanket to a fashion show.

Crown Prince Frederik and Crown Princess Mary

And a definitely good coat-dress when out with Crown Prince Frederik (currently President of the Blue Suit Club whilst Wills is off drinking fruity drinks as George lobs coconuts at his head).

King Felipe VI and Queen Letizia

"Another criminal behind bars! Good show, everyone!"

Queen Mathilde

I'm not sure even the elegant mien of Queen Mathilde can WHOLLY sell a brown dress with a black valance on it.

Queen Maxima

And, in the Netherlands, Queen Maxima gives us her very best Mary Tyler Moore.

Royals Round-Up, February 6, 2015
All hail the return of Prince Harry! Our Royals Round-Ups have been sadly devoid of His Gingerness these last few weeks UNTIL NOW. (He also had an event earlier this week, which of course we covered. Kate's back in business next week, too, so mark your calendars.) Also: the return of Crown Princess Mary, some goofy glasses, a stranger in a fur hat, and The Queen Defies Death...FOREVER. And ELSEWHERE: Yesterday was Crown Princess Mary's birthday! Naturally, the folks at Hello! are all over it. Sophie and Edward Wessex are currently visiting Finland, and our friends over at the Countess of Wessex blog are on top of the events. You'll probably want to look at these snaps of kids who are super disinterested in/hilariously sassy when meeting Kate. What Kate Wore has snaps from one of Kate's engagements in December that we thought was unphotographed (she's at a meeting with one of the charities for which she is patron; we don't always see those because...you know, she's just going to a meeting and no one takes a picture). The coat is, of course, McQueen, Also at The Duchess Diary: Today marks the 63rd anniversary of QE2 becoming Queen. (She passes Victoria for Longest Reign in September) Okay, so this is from the Daily Mail (I Know), but still: who ELSE is going to write a totally unimpeachable piece about THE WORLD'S SEXIEST ROYALS? (I was just going to say that we actually have a World's Sexiest Royals joke in The Royal We, but I then remembered that the joke is ever so slightly more specific than that.) And the Daily Beast enumerates The Biggest Royal Lotharios. Tatler did a piece on The Best Royal Hair and was nice enough to use a photo of William dating from when his hair was luxurious and he was basically HOT LIKE FIRE. They also did a whole slideshow that's just pictures of Harry. I am not going to keep this information from you. The Daily News ran snaps of the Middletons, Wills and Kate, and Prince George on vacay for Carole Middleton's 60th last week. There are swim trunks AND overalls. Both on Kate. (Not really.) (OR REALLY?) (Wills has nice legs.) The Queen is PHASING OUT THE CORGIS, per The Mirror. Because she's afraid she's going to trip over one and break a hip, which is fair. There's a new bio of Prince Charles coming out, in which it is alleged -- among a lot of other stuff -- that he ALSO wanted to get out of marrying Diana, just as she did him at the last minute. Imagine if they'd actually gone and spoken to each other about this! (I know why they didn't, of course, but you have to think about these things sometimes.) The book is getting a lot of traction -- I haven't yet read it -- but this is per People. Maxima has brought out a new hat that looks like a chocolate souffle right on top of her head and then a red turban (via Royalista, and Royal Hats blog) Royal Order of Sartorial Splendor, in fact, revisits Maxima and W-A's wedding, in all its glory. [Photos: Getty, Splash, ERIC LALMAND/AFP/Getty Images]

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