Royals Round-Up, July 21st, 2017

Princess Anne

GLOUCESTERSHIRE, UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 20: HRH The Princess Royal with Jemima Parry-Jones MBE, Director and Muggy a two year old Abysinnian Eagle Owl at the International Center for Birds of Prey on July 20, 2017 in Gloucestershire, England. The centre is celebrating its 50th anniversary year. PHOTOGRAPH BY Paul Nicholls / Barcroft Images London-T:+44 207 033 1031 E:hello@barcroftmedia.com - New York-T:+1 212 796 2458 E:hello@barcroftusa.com - New Delhi-T:+91 11 4053 2429 E:hello@barcroftindia.com www.barcroftimages.com (Photo credit should read Paul Nicholls / Barcroft Images / Barcroft Media via Getty Images)

Informative Caption claims that this is "Muggy, a two year old Abysinnian Eagle Owl, at the International Center for Birds of Prey," which is currently celebrating its 50th anniversary but I think we all know Anne is sending a message to Hogwarts about You Know Who.

Prince Harry Attends A Reception For Project Vernon

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 19: Prince Harry speaks to guests during a reception at Trinity House in London for Project Vernon, a campaign to install a monument dedicated to the heritage of HMS Vernon on July 19, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Jonathan Brady - WPA Pool/Getty Images)

This is "a reception at Trinity House in London for Project Vernon, a campaign to install a monument dedicated to the heritage of HMS Vernon," and I really enjoy the wallpaper at Trinity House (which has a fascinating Wiki page), and also its glassware. I always like to think of Harry being SO BORED when Wills and Kate and the kids are gone. Meghan's working. His family is out of town. SOMEONE ENTERTAIN HIM.

Prince Harry presents a new Colour to the RAF Regiment on behalf of Her Majesty The Queen at RAF Honington

At least he has RAF-y things to keep him busy.

The Prince Of Wales And Duchess Of Cornwall Visit Devon And Cornwall - Day 1

PORTHLEVEN, ENGLAND - JULY 19: A pasty is displayed in the window of a bakery as Prince Charles, Prince of Wales and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall visit Porthleven during an annual trip to Devon and Cornwall on July 19, 2017 in Porthleven, United Kingdom. The Prince of Wales also holds the title Duke of Cornwall. (Photo by Matt Cardy - WPA Pool/Getty Images)

THIS IS AMAZING. It is just what you think: A giant commemorative pasty honoring Camilla, who is visiting Devon and Cornwall at the moment. Oh, to have someone make me a giant commemorative pasty.

The Prince Of Wales And Duchess Of Cornwall Visit Devon And Cornwall - Day 1

PORTHLEVEN, ENGLAND - JULY 19: Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, looks at a lemon and Cornish elderflower sponge cake, a 5 tier to represent the Duchess's wedding outfit made by husband and wife Phil and Christine Jenson who run cake makers Peboryonas as she visits Porthleven during an annual trip to Devon and Cornwall on July 19, 2017 in Porthleven, United Kingdom. The Prince of Wales also holds the title Duke of Cornwall. (Photo by Matt Cardy - WPA Pool/Getty Images)

And this is "a lemon and Cornish elderflower sponge cake, a 5 tier to represent the Duchess's wedding outfit." That is also DELIGHTFUL.

The Duchess of Cornwall Celebrates Her 70th Birthday

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 2017: (STRICTLY NO USE AFTER SUNDAY JULY 23, 2017.) (NEWS EDITORIAL USE ONLY. NO SYNDICATION. NO COMMERCIAL USE (including any use in merchandising, advertising or any other non-editorial use including, for example, calendars, books and supplements.) In this handout photo provided by Clarence House, Prince Charles, Prince of Wales and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, are photographed by Mario Testino in the Morning Room at Clarence House in May 2017 to mark the Duchess's 70th birthday. (Photo by Mario Testino/PA Wire via Getty Images) This photograph is provided to you on condition that you will make no charge for the supply, release or publication of it and that you will pass these conditions on to any organisation to whom you supply it. The photograph must not be digitally enhanced, manipulated or modified when published. Any use outside these terms must be cleared by Clarence House who reserve the right to decline a request for the use of the photograph.)

And it was Camilla's 70th birthday on Monday -- she apparently had a big bash -- and, is the wont of the royals, they handed out a portrait by Mario Testino to mark the occasion. Testino is very good at his job; this is a great shot of both of them.

The Prince Of Wales Visits Wales

MENAI BRIDGE, WALES - JULY 14: Prince Charles, Prince of Wales takes a tour of the gardens at Plas Cadnant Hidden Gardens during The Prince of Wales' annual summer visit to Wales on July 14, 2017 in Menai Bridge, Wales. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

These are the Plas Cadnant Hidden Gardens, and they look lovely -- no matter HOW DOUBTFUL Prince Charles, Avid Gardener, appears here.

The Prince Of Wales Visits Wales

ANGLESEY, WALES - JULY 14: Prince Charles, Prince of Wales meets cadets, pilots and engineers during a tour of RAF Valley on day 4 of his annual summer visit to Wales on July 14, 2017 in Anglesey, Wales. (Photo by Pete Byrne - WPA Pool/Getty Images)

Her Chaz meets "cadets, pilots and engineers during a tour of RAF Valley" and I am very sad that isn't part of my job.

Her Majesty The Queen and Duke of Edinburgh visit Canada House to celebrate Canada's 150th anniversary of Confederation

Here, Informative Caption tells me, "Her Majesty The Queen, attended by the Duke of Edinburgh, visits Canada House on Trafalgar Square to celebrate Canada's 150th anniversary of Confederation. Her Majesty and The Duke unveiled a new Jubilee Walkway Panel outside Canada House." The gentleman holding the Queen's elbow is the (now former) Governor General of Canada, David Johnston, and apparently there was some pearl-clutching over the fact that he TOUCHED THE QUEEN!! Y'all, he was preventing the Queen from falling down the stairs because SHE'S 90.

THE QUEEN

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 19: Queen Elizabeth II is welcomed to Canada House during her visit on July 19, 2017 in London, England. The visit of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh is to celebrate Canada's 150th anniversary of Confederation. (Photo by Stefan Rousseau - WPA Pool /Getty Images)

This facial expression says, to me, "This jacket is AMAZING and I want one for myself!"

Her brooch

The Queen was also given this brooch at this event and IT IS STUNNING. It was made by the Canadian jeweler Hillberg & Berk and contains Canada's only known sapphires! Let me share with you part of what Governer General Johnston said when he gave it to her:

"We were delighted when you recently wore your maple leaf brooch in a lovely photo you shared with us on Canada Day. We know that that brooch was a gift from your father to your mother on the occasion of her first visit to Canada in 1939.

Today, 78 years later, on behalf of all Canadians, I have the honour of presenting you with a special companion to your maple leaf brooch — a snowflake, shaped like the North Star. This brooch was specially handcrafted for you and features unique Canadian beluga sapphires from Baffin Island in Nunavut and diamonds from northern Canada. We hope that you will be pleased with this gift from the people of Canada."

I mean. How could she not be. IT'S GORGEOUS.

QEII and the (now former) Governor-General of Canada

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 18: His Excellency David Johnston, Governor-General of Canada, and his wife Sharon Johnston during a private audience with Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace where he relinquished his appointment as Governor-General of Canada on July 18, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Yui Mok/WPA Pool/Getty Images)

"Ugh, I don't want to talk about this rug."

King Philippe And Queen Mathilde Of Belgium

BRUSSEL, BELGIUM - JULY 20: King Philippe of Belgium and Queen Mathilde of Belgium walk through the inauguration of exhibitions in the Royal Palace on July 20, 2017 in Brussels, Belgium. (Photo by Olivier Matthys/Getty Images)

Hey, it's these two! I like Mathilde's dress and still, always, forever, want to mess with her hair.

Queen Letizia of Spain

Queen Letizia is back in Spain, just in time for the National Fashion Awards. This is a rather dull look for that event, but I always love those shoes.

Queen Letizia

I hope she didn't catch Beige-Shoe-Itis from Kate...

King Willem-Alexander and Queen Maxima Attends MH17 Remembrance Ceremony in Vijfhuizen

VIJFHUIZEN, NETHERLANDS - JULY 17: King Willem-Alexander of The Netherlands and Queen Maxima of The Netherlands attend the MH17 remembrance ceremony and the unveiling of the National MH17 monument on July 17, 2017 in Vijfhuizen, Netherlands. The momument is designed by Ronald A. Westerhuis and is placed in a tree park 'Green Ribbon' designed by Robbert de Koning with 298 trees representing each victim of the MH17 crash on 17 July 2014. (Photo by Remko de Waal/POOL/Getty Images)

Let me once again turn my eyes to Informative Caption: "King Willem-Alexander and Queen Maxima of The Netherlands attend the MH17 remembrance ceremony and the unveiling of the National MH17 monument on July 17, 2017 in Vijfhuizen, Netherlands. The momument is designed by Ronald A. Westerhuis and is placed in a tree park -- 'Green Ribbon' designed by Robbert de Koning -- with 298 trees representing each victim of the MH17 crash on 17 July 2014." That sounds very lovely and moving.

Danish Royal Take Part In A Horse Ceremony In Grasten

GRASTEN, DENMARK - JULY 16: Queen Margrethe of Denmark, Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, Prince Christian of Denmark, Princess Isabella of Denmark, Prince Vincent of Denmark and Princess Josephine of Denmark attend the Ringsted horse ceremony at Grasten Slot during their summer vacation on July 16, 2017 in Grasten, Denmark. (Photo by Patrick van Katwijk/Getty Images)

I do not fully know what is happening here but THAT IS A RAINCOAT.

Crown Princess Victoria Celebrates her 40th birthday in Sweden

Crownprincess Victoria celebrates her 40th birthday at Solliden palace in Sweden Featuring: Crownprincess Victoria, Prince Daniel, princess Estelle, Prince Oscar, King Carl Gustaf, Queen Silvia Where: Solliden, ØLAND, Sweden When: 15 Jul 2017 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in France, Belgium, Spain, Italy, Norway, Germany**

Happy Birthday, Crown Prince Vic! And, as ever, Prince Oscar seems HIGHLY SKEPTICAL of ALL of this. I appreciate the entire family's high level of coordination here -- and Victoria's shoes are cute.

Amazing

I laughed out loud at his face here. IT'S AMAZING. I feel you, little dude: This week HAS been annoying!

Princess Estelle

Estelle might ALSO need some convincing, quite frankly, bless her heart. (She's so tall now!)