Legoland Windsor Host A First Birthday Party For Prince George Of Cambridge

You guys know I am obsessed with Lego Royals, and they made a little Prince George Birthday Lego. I assume we're looking at Lego Wills, George, and Kate at the left end -- I like Lego Kate's saucy ponytail -- and then Lego Harry (he's VERY ginger) talking to Lego Pippa (??) at the other end. If ONLY they'd made them have the party right there on the gravel in front of Buckingham Palace, behind the gate, where we could stare at them LIKE CREATURES IN THE ZOO.

Prince Harry

Per our photo source, this was an event at the Cutty Sark in Greenwich held to mark three hundred and fifty years of the Royal Marines. And I think I speak for many of us when I say: Hello, sailor.

Prince Harry

"...and that's why I'm in a fight with the LEGO people."

Prince Harry Attends An Invictus Games Initiative At Bethnal Green Academy

I don't know what this girl just asked him, but I think it was SASSY and I'm pretty sure I want to be friends with her.

Felipe and Letizia on Official Visit In France

These two popped over to Paris as one does, and I have to say that I LOVE this on Letizia. I am generally -- AS YOU KNOW TOO WELL -- neutral on the neutrals, but I think this dress really works on her and the open-toed shoes are fab.

Spanish Royals Receives "Ruta Quetzal BBVA 2014" Youth Group

This is nice and crisp? Letizia had a good week. And you'll be relieved to see that she made a good shoe choice. (WAIT FOR IT....)

Letitiza's Shoes

THANK YOU for not wearing beige pumps, Letizia. I APPLAUD YOU.

Felipe and Leitiza

Here, these two are -- and I quote -- visiting "the Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela on the first anniversary of the train accident in Santiago de Compostela, Spain. The train, travelling more than twice the speed limit, derailed, killing 80 passengers and injured 130." So, not a particularly festive occasion, although the crowd that came out to see them seemed excited they were there (from what I could tell from pictures). In other news, has Felipe taken to carrying a jaunty walking stick?

The Danish Royal Family Hold Annual Summer Photocall

Crown Princess Mary basically ALWAYS looks like she's walking into a L'Oreal commercial. (We'll get a better look at her caftan next week; I'm stuck in the embargo for the rest of these photos right now. But damn, girl.)

Queen Mathilde and King Philippe at National Day Of Belgium 2014

YOU GUYS. THIS HAT. I think it's alive.

National Day Of Belgium 2014

This dress on Mathilde is cute and spring-y in that Junior League Spring Luncheon kind of way that I not-so-secretly find very appealing. I also find whatever they're eating to be appealing, because I've decided they're cheese puffs.

Royal Family & Celebrities At The Commonwealth Games

Over in Glasgow, Scotland, the Commonwealth Games have opened and Queen REAPPLIED HER LIPSTICK IN PUBLIC AND ON TV. I think this means that we are ALL now 100% allowed to reapply lipstick in public. I love this picture.

Camilla at The Commonwealth Games

Camilla is like, "shit, we can do that now? SWEET. GLOSS ME."

Sophie Wessex

Sophie did not appear to reapply anything in public, and trotted out this Quilted Somber Dress we saw more recently (and more full-length) at Ascot.

Sophie Wessex

There! That's more like it.

The Queen

The Queen and her Cheerful Saucy Hat appears to also be having a great time. All these athletes just look like they're about to burst into giggles.

Prince Philip and Queen Elizabeth II

"I just hope we see a lot of good abs this week, Phil. WE LOVE ABS. Like on that young man. I'd like to see THOSE abs."

Camilla at The Commonwealth Games

"I wonder if Anne would agree to start settling all our disagreements with fisticuffs."

The Duchess Of Cornwall Attends The Fashion Festival In Edinburgh

While she's in Scotland for the Commonwealth Games, Camilla popped over to the Fashion Festival -- where she met a Fug National, who tweeted us about it! -- and this photo just makes me laugh. It's so, "HELLO BAG. YOU WILL BE MINE." I feel like we've all had that look on our face about an accessory once in our lives.

Investitures at Buckingham Palace

"No, sincerely, ma'am, I don't think the rug is THAT bad."

Royals Round-Up, July 25th, 2014

Of course, the big royals news of the week was Prince George's birthday, and also of course, we covered the cake out of it: The new solo shot! The new pictures with Wills and Kate and her still mostly concealed Susannah dress THE YEAR ONE RETROSPECTIVE. Other things are afoot, though, and the slideshow is full of them. Letizia and Felipe went to Paris (where she looked fabulous)! Crown Princess Mary looked insanely glam in a caftan and sunglasses! Queen Mathilde of Belgium took on the Giant Hat Duties! The British royals have been cheering enthusiastically at the Commonwealth Games (QE2 appears to be having the best time; Wills and Kate and Harry are going next week, so I assume we'll see the return of Joyful Victorious Hugs)! LIPSTICK IS APPLIED. Elsewhere: QE2 is in fact having SUCH a good time at the Commonwealth Games that she has taken to photobombing people, with a giant smile on her face. I'm not kidding. The pictures are amazing. (People) People also has all the deets on Prince George's birthday party. Harry jumped out of a cake! (Not really. OR DID HE?) People ALSO spoke to an astrologer about what the year holds for George and she swears Kate's going to have a baby. GO PLACE YOUR BETS. (I think the current round of gossip will either get stronger or die once we see what she wears next week. If it's a tent, IT'S ON.) ALSO in People -- People does have top-notch royals coverage -- their main royals reporter and chief foreign correspondent Simon Perry talks about covering George this year. The Queen's Guard covered the Game of Thrones theme song at the Changing of the Guard last week. It's pretty awesome. Elle created these hilarious Prince George Emojis. THE QUEEN'S HORSE IS ON DRUGS. Time for the world's best episode of Intervention. (The Express) Obviously, some crazy company created diamond-encrusted nail clippers worth ONE MILLION POUNDS for Prince George's birthday because who doesn't have a spare million pounds rattling about. (The Mirror) Vanity Fair looks at the rest of the Royal Children of the World. Royals Central examines unusual royal middle names. [Photos: Getty, Jesal/Tanna, Splash News]