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In which Prince William very nearly gets one heartbeat closer to the throne thanks to the hand of Zephyr, the bald eagle. (But once again I feel the need to give Charles HUGE props for his suit/tie/pocket square combo. He really is a snappy dresser.)

Chaz at the Royal Salute Coronation Cup

"Can't I keep this? I just very nearly survived a bird attack!"

Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank

Eug and boyfriend attend the "Qatar Goodwood Festival at Goodwood Racecourse." SOMEONE PLEASE intervene and toss this jacket of Eugenie's INTO THE FIRE. It's so sloppy-looking and that color is terrible on her and she INSISTS ON WEARING IT. WHY.

Eugenie

"Neither of us know quite which camera we're supposing to be looking at..."

Prince Andrew

Informative Caption tells us: "The Duke of York has given the royal seal of approval to fashion accessories made by Indian sex workers rebuilding their lives after years of exploitation. During a Buckingham Palace reception, [Prince] Andrew was shown scarves and bags made by the women and girls." Good for you, Andy.

Crown Princess Mette-Marit of Norway and Crown Prince Haakon

The Saint Olav Festival continues! I need someone to explain to me why the women in Norway and Sweden always have to wear their Traditional Garb, but the men never do. If I were M-M, I am quite sure I'd be a total pill about that.

King Felipe

I thought you might want to be reminded how understated this room is at the Palace, where I assume Felipe spends the rest of the time wandering around in this uniform, staring out the window manfully.

Annual Summer Photocall For The Danish Royal Family At Grasten Castle

IC: "Queen Margrethe and Prince Henrik of Denmark with grandchildren attend the annual summer photocall for The Danish Royal Family at Grasten Castle." I enjoy that, like QE2 (currently tanning topless, I assume, at Balmoral), QM also takes her purse with her wherever she goes.

CP Frederik, CP Mary, Princess Isabella

Those are some BLUE PANTS on Fred!

Royals Round-Up, July 31st, 2015
Although not much happened on the Royals Front this week -- Chaz was menaced by an eagle, Eugenie INSISTED on wearing beige AGAIN, the usual -- we did have some Royals Action on GFY that you may have missed. For example: Wills and Kate went out to the boat race (canceled due to weather) in matching team pullovers. Team Cambridge! Pierre Casiraghi and Beatrice Borromeo had their civil wedding ceremony and she wore Valentino. (Their religious service is this weekend, and of course we will cover it, depending on photos) Princess Charlene wore a jumpsuit. But elsewhere! Oh, elsewhere: At Jezebel:A Jezebel Mom Remembers the Wedding of Prince Charles and Princess Di, the anniversary of which was this week. On that tip, NBC News has loads of photos of the aforementioned for you to peruse, including ones I've never seen. PopSugar has, like, a kajillion pictures of Prince George on the beach with Carole Middleton Charles has apparently made kind of an amazing playground for George and Charlotte at Highgrove, including a treehouse. (The Express) The Daily Beast's Tom Sykes has Thoughts about said playground. People has more intel about the charity for which Prince Andrew threw the tea pictured in the slideshow. Allegedly, Fergie is also involved. People also has loads more pics and coverage from W&K's event this past weekend. Tatler brings you a slideshow of Royal PDA, including some W&K pics I'd never seen. (Pre-engagement, I think.) Hello! rounds up many Valentino wedding gowns for royal brides. Order of Splendor has more pics of Princess Madeleine and Chris O'Neill's new baby. Cute! Royalista has new pics of the Queen of Bhutan, opening an animal hospital. And also coverage of guests arriving for the Casiraghi Wedding Part Deux. The newest installment in Jewel History over at The Court Jeweller is excellent. To wit: "The Times is pretty confused about the bride's name and title."

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