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# Royals Round-Up, March 21, 2014
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royals-round-up-march-21-2014-03-2014/
- Published: 2014-03-21T20:00:34.000Z
- Updated: 2014-05-02T23:15:50.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Photos, Royals Round-Up, royalty, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

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We've, of course, already covered the Big Outing of the Week, AKA [Kate and William at the St Patrick's Day Parade. That event had EVERYTHING: hats! Dress uniforms! Drinking! Dogs in fabulous capes!](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-kate-middleton-in-hobbs-and-gina-foster-and-prince-william-in-his-dress-uniform-at-the-irish-guards-st-patricks-day-parade-03-2014/) And yet this round-up brings you MORE, from a CRAZY magazine cover for Fergie to a visit to (I am not kidding) the World's Second Largest Teapot Museum. Yes. That is a thing.

A variety of other royal-related links you might need to read today after you flip through our little slideshow:

- The British Phone Hacking trials first taught us that William called (calls?) Kate "babykins," which I cannot type without giggling, and now it teaches us that [Harry used to drunk dial Chelsy Davy.](https://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2014/03/prince-harry-drunk-dialed-chelsy-davy?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) NO ONE IS SURPRISED. (Vanity Fair)
- He also said [Antarctica "bit \[him\] on the ass." ](https://www.eonline.com/news/522793/prince-harry-antarctica-jumped-up-and-bit-me-on-the-ass?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)I'll bite you on the -- never mind. (E!)
- [Karl Lagerfeld thinks the Queen is "flawless](https://www.royalcentral.co.uk/blogs/karl-lagerfeld-praises-her-majesty-she-is-flawless-25248?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)." Something about that makes me very happy. (Royals Central)
- Speaking of, [the Queen's dresser has a new book out.](https://thecourtjeweller.blogspot.com/2014/03/review-dressing-queen.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) The woman who dresses her, I mean. Not her chest of drawers. I heard unconfirmed reports that Angela Kelly is helping Kate put together her wardrobe for the big Oz/NZ trip that kicks off in April. Anyhoodle, the book sounds interesting, and seems to hold a lot of details about royals wardrobes and hats and jewels, all of which I know you are into. (The Court Jeweller)

\[Photos: Splash, WENN, Getty\]