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Pierre Casiraghi and Beatrice Borromeo-Casiragh

This is STUNNING. It's Giambattista Valli, and it's the streamlined red cousin to the pink version that Rihanna wore to the Grammys that year. It's GLORIOUS on her. Click here if you want to see it larger. And paired with that diamond and emerald necklace? STUNNING. (He is also terrifically handsome.)

Charlotte Casiraghi and Princess Alexandra of Hanover

Charlotte looks SO much like her mother -- she is really beautiful -- and also mildly crazy in that white satin jumpsuit. I think Princess Alexandra looks very sweet, though. She's only sixteen, and what she's wearing here is kind of a coat. Underneath, the dress is strapless, but still very young and lovely.

Princess Caroline in Chanel, Prince Albert

Caroline is in Chanel -- Karl was in attendance, of course -- and I think she looks lovely, although maybe she needs a bit of color? Albert...looks like Albert. (Charlene did not attend.)

Queen Maxima

This is the Prix Veuve Clicquot Businesswoman of the Year ceremony, and indeed, what occasion does NOT require champers? Maxima is even WEARING champagne.

Princess Anne

This was the last day of the Cheltenham Festival races, and if you need further proof of how tiny the poshest circles of British society are, Anne is hanging out with Andrew Parker Bowles -- who is often with them at this event, and who is, of course, Camilla's ex.

Chaz and Camz

Speaking of! This was the final day of their most recent trip, most of which I covered last week. Here, they're in Kosovo. Chaz looks extra sharp. Also perplexed.

QE2

This week, Her Maj is meeting the Lieutenant Governor of Manitoba, Janice Filmon, and her husband Gary. She has chosen to match herself to the sofa on this occasion.

The Queen And The Duke Of Edinburgh Attend The Royal Maundy Service

This the traditional Royal Maundy Service, which happened at Windsor Castle this year. This is a very picturesque event! The British monarchy's website actually has a very interesting piece about what this service actually is. It's QUITE an old tradition.

The Royal Maundy Service

Informative Caption tells us, "yeoman warders carry trays containing the maundy money through St George's Chapel in Windsor, where The Queen distributed them to 180 people -- 90 men and 90 women, symbolizing her age.... The Queen commemorates Maundy by offering 'alms' to senior citizens - retired pensioners recommended by clergy and ministers of all denominations, in recognition of service to the Church and to the local community...Each recipient receives two purses, one red and one white. Recipients this year are drawn, not from a single diocese as is normally the case, but from across the country. This year, the Red Purse contains a £5 coin, commemorating the Queen's ninetieth birthday, and a 50p coin commemorating the nine hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the Battle of Hastings...Historically, the sum of £5.50 in the Red Purse is made up of £3 for clothing, £1.50 in lieu of provisions and £1 for the redemption of the Sovereign's gown which, before Tudor times, used to be divided between the recipients. The White Purse contains uniquely minted Maundy Money. This takes the form of one, two, three and four silver penny pieces, the sum of which equals the number of years of the Monarch’s age. This year ninety pennies of silver coins (9 sets of 10p per set) will be distributed.

This is the first time the Royal Maundy Service has been held in St George's Chapel since 1959. A tower in the Castle wall near the Chapel was formerly known as Almonry Tower, marking the historic link between the Royal Almonry and Windsor. From the 12th century the King’s Almoner and his staff were allocated quarters in this tower, and in adjacent buildings that were demolished to make way for the building of the present Chapel in the 15th century. The Chapel of St George is part of the College of St George, which was founded in 1348, the same time as the Order of the Garter. Although the College is located within Windsor Castle, the buildings are owned and occupied by the College itself."

Um. That is LITERALLY the most Informative that Caption has EVER been.

King Felipe and Queen Letizia

These two have been laying low lately, but did come out to sign the condolence book for Belgium.

Queen Mathilde of Belgium and King Philippe

Mathilde and Philipp made a variety of appearances after the bombings, including to the hospital to see victims. They look completely appropriate, and, naturally, very upset and sad. (Is it bad form to say that I think her coat is lovely?)

Royals Round-Up, March 25th, 2016
So, this Royals Round-Up is tonally rather varied, as it contains both a truly amazing ballgown from Beatrice Borromeo-Casiraghi, but also Queen Mathilde and King Philippe making an appearance in the aftermath of Tuesday's terrible events in Brussels, which is obviously quite sobering and sad. I know that at least a few of our readers hail from Belgium, and I hope it goes without saying that we hope you and yours are okay, and we are thinking of you with love. In case you missed it on Wednesday, we had AMPLE coverage of Prince Harry's trip to Nepal. And, elsewhere: -- You know that ITV documentary they're airing about the Queen? From Berkshire to Buckingham did yeoman's work to bring us snaps of Kate in a dress I personally have been dying to see. (Also, the clips for this doc make me laugh. OF COURSE everyone is like, "oh, the Queen. She's so wonderful. She's so welcoming. She's a treasure." Which, I am sure she is a treasure -- I personally treasure her! -- but Kate can hardly sit down, light a cigarette and tell the producers, "honestly, I'm terrified of her.") --Hello! also has an excerpt from the documentary, courtesy of Sophie Wessex, which is quite diverting. -- The Court Jeweller takes a look at one of my favorite tiaras. -- Prince Albert called up People to tell them that the twins are talking now. -- I really liked the Royal Hats blog's flashback this week. -- ACK the new pictures of baby Prince Oscar are SOOOO CUTE. (People) -- This is...well, just look at it: Prince Harry wanted to share his favourite photos from Leorani village where he stayed the night with a local family pic.twitter.com/tghJsnDxMM — Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) March 24, 2016 -- William is apparently in Kenya? WHO KNEW. Oh, wait. I did. He's there for his ex Jecca Craig's wedding, which is being held at the ranch where he and Kate got engaged. (Kate didn't go.) Anyway, he popped in to see the President of Kenya while he's there for the weekend: Our deliberations revolved around conservation, security and defence. pic.twitter.com/tLKFNtlbAb — President of Kenya (@PresidentKE) March 24, 2016

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