Prince Harry at the Obama Foundation Summit

Harry has never looked happier whilst on the job than he did hanging out with Michelle Obama. I decided that he chose not to stay in a hotel but instead took the guest room at the Obama house, so they could all sit around and gossip in footie pajamas unimpeded. And then, later that night, I assume Meghan made him Facetime her but she didn't really care about his face as much as she wanted to look all around the inside of the guest suite.

Wills Speaks at the 2017 Tusk Conservation Gala Dinner

"And, in closing, I'm planning to get a tattoo of the lion on the wall behind me across my back. I don't care what Kate thinks. Good night!"

Met Police Passing Out Parade

Metropolitan Police Commissioner Cressida Dick: I mean, I can understand wanting to have the wedding at St George's, but I'm worried that Windsor is too small. WHERE will everyone SLEEP? YOU'RE fine. YOU can sleep in the castle. But the GUESTS, William. And my police force. WHERE WILL WE PUT THEM? On the other hand, there is that terrific sausage roll place right there. So I can see the appeal. It's hard. I keep going back and forth on it.

William: Mmm-hmmm.

Chaz and Cams

These two are off visiting Singapore and Malaysia and the Sultan of Brunei at the moment. They kind of look Photoshopped into this photo, although I assure you that they are not.

Camz and Chaz Visit Singapore

They were in Singapore first, though, and let's eyeball that. I LOVE these Photos Before The Official Photo. Everyone's looking around, or chatting, or just wondering, "why is my chair so far away?"

Chaz and Camilla visit Singapore

Every time someone in this family visits this garden in Singapore, someone gets stuck in a plant.

Chaz and Camz Visit Singapore

This look is rather fetching on Camz. (I also want to know what she's drinking. I decided Camilla had like seventeen Singapore Slings whilst she was in town.)

Chaz and Cams Visit Singapore

I feel that, much like Kate, Camilla often looks more INTERESTING when she's out of the UK.

Chaz and Camz in Malaysia

I feel like Camilla has a whole section of her closet just entitled FLOATY FORMAL THINGS.

Chaz and Camz Visit Malaysia

Here, Camz and Raja Zarith Sofiah are watching a swim meet (or maybe a water polo match) at International School Parkcity and it seems the "THAT young man is rather fit!" expression is universal.

Raja Zarith Sofiah is the Queen consort of Johor, which is a Malaysian state. Judging from her Wikipedia, she is EXTREMELY SMART; she has an undergraduate and a master's degree from Oxford and she speaks five languages. Her husband's mother was British, he keeps moving around the official days of the weekend in Johor (which is, according to Wiki, very annoying for its residents), he's banned vaping, he doesn't like billboards, he allegedly shot dead a dude in a nightclub in the 80s (!), and, per the BBC, he sparked a constitutional crisis when he seriously assaulted a hockey coach. (That whole article is worth your click.) WELL! Much to discuss!

MY EYES

"So Wills and Kate think they get touchy-feely on royal tours? WE'LL SHOW YOU PDA, YOU YOUNG FOOLS."

Sophie Wessex

Meanwhile, Sophie is being forced to sit through a schoolchild's presentation about the royals she'd have rather met at this event.

Queen Maxima visits Nigeria

Maxima is visiting Abuja, the capital of Nigeria right now. I love this whole look on her -- including the two-tone shoes.

Queen Maxima Visits Nigeria

That pattern on this dress is fantastic.

Queen Maxima Visits Nigeria

This is not my favorite of her dresses -- it wrinkles so much -- but I appreciate that she's wearing metallic shoes with it, not beige ones.

Crown Princess Mary, Crown Prince Frederik

Answering the age-old question, "what does one wear to a reception marking 500 years since the Reformation began?" Personally, I would have dressed as a thesis, but WHATEVER.

Crown Princess Mary

How often does this happen? Informative Caption breathlessly informs us that "Crown Princess Mary and Nina Wedell-Wedellsborg, a member of the prize commitee, wear the same dress at the Magasin du Nord Fashion Prize 2017 ceremony in Copenhagen." I think Nina made the right call with regard to the belt.

Queen Letizia of Spain

This is one of my favorite suits that Letizia owns, although it feels a bit spring/summer for this time of year.

Queen Margrethe Visits Italy

And, finally, Queen Margrethe has popped over to Italy for three days to look smashing in purple...

Queen Margrethe Visits Italy

...and visit some very interesting ruins. (This is the Forum.) She's there because they're celebrating "the 50th anniversary of The Danish Institute's building in Rome." Fun! Have some pasta for me, Margrethe.

Royals Round-Up, November 3rd, 2017

Kissing! Scandal! Day dresses!