Royals Round-Up Round-Up: The Other Brits, 2014

QE2

I feel like, if The Queen herself can reapply her lipstick in public, SO CAN WE ALL. Go lip yourself, friends.

Chaz

"I'm underwhelmed by this tea."

Prince Charles and Fabulous Ruins

"But totally WHELMED by these awesome ruins!"

Chaz and Cams

"Camilla, do you ever lie awake in bed at night and wonder...why do we meet so many sheep?"

Angelina and Camilla

One of my favorite things about this photo op was that it happened randomly in front of a harp. Of course Chaz and Cams have a harp in their drawing room. I pray that, some nights, Charles sits down and pretends they're all in heaven.

Lego QE2

This might be my favorite child of 2014.

QE2

"What, this old thing? Nah. I just put on the first thing I found on my bedroom floor."

THE QUEEN

I continue to LOVE this picture. Applause all around for the good work here.

QE2

But this one was also amazing.

Beatrice and Eugenie

This was last year's walk from Sandringham to church, and Beatrice wore this coat last weekend, too. I love it, even though none of you can believe me. But I do! (Eugenie looks very pretty too, actually.)

Princess Beatrice

Beatrice had a very fashionable year, actually: I also loved this.

Princess Beatrice

And this blazer is wacky, but in a way I appreciate.

Princess Beatrice

I support this lid, too. (Although she might do well to add a pinker lip to this?)

Princess Beatrice

This, of course, was her salute to the noble Dorito.

Princess Beatrice

I LOVED this, Tiny Ineffectual Pocket aside. Bea's shoe game is strong. I hope she gives Kate a bunch of them for Christmas.

Bea and Fergs

This coat is one of my many coat soulmates.

Princess Eugenie

Eugenie spent a lot of the year in NYC, but I had to give love to this retro look and her fab green bag.

Princess Anne, the DoC, Princess Eugenie

And her shoes here are fab.

Fergie

GIRL NO.

Charles and Camilla

I decided they're drinking to deal with Fergie. (The truth is that I enjoy Fergie. Hers is the first royal wedding I actually remember getting up to watch on TV in the middle of the night. I was ten.)

Prince Charles

Camilla appears to be enjoying this a disturbing amount. I don't want to continue that train of thought.

Sophie Wessex

The Countess of Wessex VOLUNTEERS AS TRIBUTE.

Sophie Wessex

And quite enjoys the horse races.

Sophie Wessex

And wears a lovely coat.

Sophie and Edward

And a rather dishy dress with a GREAT necklace. (I have a weakness for emeralds. They are my birthstone. I actually think that might be jade now that I look at it, but whatever. Now you know what to get me.)

Sophie Wessex

This is a very sexy dress on her, and I appreciate that she had the stones to wear something sort of ballsy.

Sophie Wessex and Lady Louise

I also really enjoyed the time it looked like Lady Louise had jauntily stuck a spear into her hairdo.

Princess Anne

This also happened in 2014.

Princess Anne

But come on. THIS WOMAN KNOWS THINGS.

Princess Anne

And she has a whole lot of doubts about them. A WHOLE LOT OF DOUBTS.

Princess Anne

She will not be stopped in her ruthless pursuit of the truth!

Princess Anne

I personally would never lie to her, nor would ever allow her to corner me in a darkened room, for fear that I'd confess everything, including stuff I didn't even do.