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Queen Máxima of the Netherlands attends the opening of the week against loneliness during the National Loneliness Congress in the Grolsch Veste in Enschede, Netherlands; the congress was organised by Coalitie Erbij and Humanitas. Featuring: Queen Maxima of the Netherlands, Queen Máxima of the Netherlands Where: Enschede, Netherlands When: 27 Sep 2018 Credit: Dutch Press Photo/WENN.com **Not available for publication in The Netherlands**

I'm pleased to see Maxima digging a huge hat out of her closet; I am writing a giant retrospective of her hats that's going to run closer to her visiting the UK in October, and...you guys. The hats.  They're DELIGHTFUL.

Queen Maxima

Queen Maxima of the Netherlands and Ivanka Trump during a meeting with the 'Women Entrepreneurs Finance Initiative' (We-Fi), together with WB President Dr. Jim Kim and H.E. Reem Al Hashimy (Minister for International Cooperation of the United Arab Emirates). This initiative focuses on better access to finance for female entrepreneurs in developing countries. Featuring: Queen Maxima of the Netherlands, Ivanka Trump Where: New York, United States When: 25 Sep 2018 Credit: Dutch Press Photo/WENN.com **Not available for publication in The Netherlands**

This is suitably dramatic. That's a coat that's made for SWOOPING.

Queen Maxima

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Robin Utrecht/Shutterstock (9896824b) Queen Maxima Queen Maxima out and about, New York, USA - 26 Sep 2018

Maxima is in New York right now -- or was. If you see her, please tell her I love her. Clothing-wise, this is mildly bonkers.

Queen Maxima

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Robin Utrecht/Shutterstock (9896158a) Queen Maxima leaves the United Nations building Queen Maxima out and about, New York, USA - 25 Sep 2018

This classic Burberry, however, is aces.

King Willem Alexander

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Robin Utrecht/Shutterstock (9897187j) King Willem-Alexander opens the new sheepfold in Bargerveen nature reserve King Willem Alexander visits the Bargerveen nature reserve, Netherlands - 27 Sep 2018 With the commissioning of the sheepfold the final phase of the many years of protection and restoration work for the recreational nature area will be completed.

I LOVE this photo. It's like, "LOOK AT ALL THESE SHEEP!!!"

Queen Elizabeth II

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Jolly/Shutterstock (9889915l) Queen Elizabeth II who stopped her Range Rover whilst driving through Balmoral estate, so that she could inspect some of the horses on the estate Queen Elizabeth II on the Balmoral Estate, Scotland, UK - 22 Sep 2018

Is Her Majesty ever happier than when she’s all be-scarfed and looking at livestock? I doubt it. Having said that, this Trench Coat and Head Scarf and Sunglasses look is honestly kinda iconic, fashion-wise. I have to go get my hair done tomorrow and I seriously might just attempt this look.

Princess Charlene

Monte Carlo Gala, for the Global Ocean 2018 - Arrivals Featuring: Prince Albert II of Monaco, Princess Charlene Where: Monte Carlo, Monaco When: 26 Sep 2018 Credit: Jean-Charles Vinaj/News Pictures/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, USA, China, Japan, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Australia, South Africa, Argentina)**

This feels suitably dramatic! Caftans FOR ALL.

Pierre and Beatrice

Monte-Carlo Gala for the Global Ocean 2018 - Arrivals Featuring: Pierre Casiraghi of Monaco, Beatrice Casiraghi Where: Monte Carlo, Monaco When: 26 Sep 2018 Credit: Jean-Charles Vinaj/News Pictures/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, USA, China, Japan, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Australia, South Africa, Argentina)**

Beatrice looks remarkably good for a woman wearing a fringed wine-bag. (Pierre basically always looks good.)

Sofia and Carl Philip

Mandatory Credit: Photo by IBL/Shutterstock (9894435j) Princess Sofia, Prince Carl Philip Opening of the Parliamentary Session church service, Stockholm, Sweden - 25 Sep 2018

This is the church service making the Opening of the Parliamentary Session, aka Annual Serious Black and White Outfit Day.

Opening of the Parliamentary Session church service

Mandatory Credit: Photo by IBL/Shutterstock (9894435b) Crown Princess Victoria, Prince Daniel Opening of the Parliamentary Session church service, Stockholm, Sweden - 25 Sep 2018

Prince Daniel is really leaning into his I'm a Wealthy Yacht Captain look and I kinda dig it?

Queen Letizia

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Angel Naval/MARINA PRESS/Shutterstock (9893736d) Queen Letizia 'V de Vida' AECC awards, Madrid, Spain - 24 Sep 2018

Look who wanted to get in on this monochromatic action!

Queen Letizia of Spain

Queen Letizia of Spain attends the 30th anniversary of women's admission in the Civil Guard corps in Madrid, Spain Featuring: Queen Letizia Where: Madrid, Spain When: 26 Sep 2018 Credit: Oscar Gonzalez/WENN.com

This is very business like and fine.

Princess Beatrice.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paul Zimmerman/Variety/Shutterstock (9896847au) Princess Beatrice of York WE Day UN, New York, USA - 26 Sep 2018

I didn’t see a snap of the rest of Bea’s body but I assume she’s wearing latex hip waders, right?

Prince Charles attends a parade of The Queen’s Own Yeomanry

Prince Charles, The Prince of Wales, Royal Honorary Colonel The Queen's Own Yeomanry, attends a consecration service and presents a new Guidon to The Queen’s Own Yeomanry during a parade at Bramham Park, Bramham. Featuring: Prince Charles, Charles Prince of Wales Where: Bramham, United Kingdom When: 22 Sep 2018 Credit: John Rainford/WENN

"Yes, yes. Everyone DOES appear to be wearing a hat."

Wills in Kenya

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Khalfan Said/AP/Shutterstock (9898581c) Prince William, Deusdedit Kakoko. Britain's Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge, center, speaks with Director General of the Tanzania Ports Authority Deusdedit Kakoko, right, during a visit to the port in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, . Prince William is in Africa this week to discuss threats to conservation ahead of a London conference on illegal wildlife trade Kenya Africa Prince William, Dar es Salaam, Tanzania - 27 Sep 2018

As I mention in the body of the post, Wills has been visiting several countries in Africa on a trip primarily focused on conservation. He claims Kate is jealous and I am sure she is: I too am jealous of this trip.

Wills in Tanzania

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Khalfan Said/AP/Shutterstock (9898581a) Prince William, John Magufuli, Hamisi Kigwangalla, Palamagamba Kabudi. Britain's Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge, center-right, receives a painting showing the wildlife of Tanzania as a gift from Tanzania's President John Magufuli, center-left, as Minister of Tourism Hamisi Kigwangalla, 2nd right, and Minister for Legal and Constitutional Affairs Palamagamba Kabudi, right, look on at State House in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania . Britain's Prince William is in Africa this week to discuss threats to conservation ahead of a London conference on the illegal wildlife trade Kenya Africa Prince William, Dar es Salaam, Tanzania - 27 Sep 2018

Informative Caption tells us "Britain's Prince William...receives a painting showing the wildlife of Tanzania as a gift from Tanzania's President John Magufuli, center-left, as Minister of Tourism Hamisi Kigwangalla, 2nd right, and Minister for Legal and Constitutional Affairs Palamagamba Kabudi, right, look on...Prince William is in Africa this week to discuss threats to conservation ahead of a London conference on the illegal wildlife trade." I always LOVE seeing The Exchange of Gifts. You know there is one person who always has to figure out The Gift, and she's probably always very stressed about it.

Queen Mathilde at the UN

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Vanessa Carvalho/Shutterstock (9894969av) Queen Mathilde during 73rd Session of the UN General Assembly at the United Nations Headquarters in New York General Debate of the General Assembly of the United Nations at United Nations Headquarters, New York, USA - 25 Sep 2018

That skirt would make amazing dining room chairs.

Crown Princess Mary

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Robin Utrecht/Shutterstock (9894206ab) Crown Princess Mary Crown Princess Mary opens new Henning Larsen office, New York, USA - 24 Sep 2018

And, finally, this is a GREAT dress on Mary. (It’s this Hugo Boss situation.)

Royals Round-Up, September 28th 2018
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