
Altuzarra is a pretty high-end and fashion-y designer for Kate, and of that I approve. (I also like Wills's subtly patterned blazer, once again.)

I actually really like the dress. But WHY would you put beige shoes with a dress that is WHITE and BLUE and BLACK? Those are all REASONABLE SHOE COLORS, DUDE. Wear. Black. Shoes. With. This. You crackpot. This isn't hard AT ALL. This was an easy easy easy shoe test. The season finale of Celebrity Shoe Intervention With Uzo Aduba, in which she carefronts Kate about her footwear, is going to be amazing.

Nice stems! (People are, of course, up in arms about how high this slit is, but I think it's fine.)

This looks like they're attending a roast. Of William.

I can't quite figure out what's happening here, but I'm quite sure that I don't like it.

Princess Charlene looks lovely here, and little Jacques looks moderately hypnotized by the traditional dancers he's been brought to visit. (I'm not sure where little Princess Gabriella is, but I assume she had a cold or something.)

Here, Queen Maxima is at the "Explosieven Opruimingsdienst Defensie," which was fun to type.

Maxima has a had a very interesting week, as she also got on a "mussel boat," which I assume....catches mussels?

These two went to the Annual Charity Day hosted by Cantor Fitzgerald, BGC and GFI, which is a big fundraising event tied to September 11th. Beatrice looks particularly nice, I think.

Bea also went to the Men's Singles Final Match between Djokovic and Stan Wawrinka last week. She seems to be handling her break-up fairly well, although who is to say that she's not bawling into a box of wine every night? (Karlie seems like the only person who is actually watching the tennis.)

Informative Caption tells me that Wills "learns a dance move with Scariofunk Dance Collective during a visit to Caius House Youth Centre...a charity which helps young people to learn new skills and to nurture their individual talents." It appears that Great Britain's future king is somewhat funk-less. I feel like Kate is looking at these pictures of him dancing and just cannot stop laughing, With love, of course.

Here, Wills "ices a cake as he takes part in a baking class with young people." Apparently, here he also attempted to assure everyone that GBBO would be fine without Mel and Sue and ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, WILLIAM? ARE YOU?!?!!?

Here, "Zara Phillips competes in the showjumping phase of the Blenheim Horse Trials on her horse 'Watkins,'" and mostly I think this photo is amazing.

Charles is at a "New Zealand National Commemorative service marking the 100th Anniversary of the Battle of the Somme" and I'm pretty sure he's wondering how he looks in this hat.

This top is cute, but I think it would look cuter with jeans -- although jeans would not have been appropriate at this event.

The back of this dress has a keyhole opening. To quote esteemed philosopher Bridget Jones, "ding dong!"

These two, per Informative Caption, "celebrate the 2016 Rio Olympic games gold medalist athlete Nafissatou Thiam (R) of Belgium after the AG Insurance Memorial Van Damme IAAF Diamond League meeting ." That's nice for everyone!

"No. We are DONE talking about my hair."

And, finally, over in Sweden, this lot went to the opening session of the Swedish parliament , at which everyone ALWAYS wears serious black and white outfits. Sofia takes this one for me, EASILY.
