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Wills and Kate (in Altuzarra)

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Altuzarra is a pretty high-end and fashion-y designer for Kate, and of that I approve. (I also like Wills's subtly patterned blazer, once again.)

Wills and Kate (in Altuzarra)

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I actually really like the dress. But WHY would you put beige shoes with a dress that is WHITE and BLUE and BLACK? Those are all REASONABLE SHOE COLORS, DUDE. Wear. Black. Shoes. With. This. You crackpot. This isn't hard AT ALL. This was an easy easy easy shoe test. The season finale of Celebrity Shoe Intervention With Uzo Aduba, in which she carefronts Kate about her footwear, is going to be amazing.

Wills and Kate (in Altuzarra)

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Nice stems! (People are, of course, up in arms about how high this slit is, but I think it's fine.)

Wills and Kate (in Altuzarra)

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This looks like they're attending a roast. Of William.

Queen Rania

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I can't quite figure out what's happening here, but I'm quite sure that I don't like it.

Al and Char and Jacques

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Princess Charlene looks lovely here, and little Jacques looks moderately hypnotized by the traditional dancers he's been brought to visit. (I'm not sure where little Princess Gabriella is, but I assume she had a cold or something.)

Queen Maxima

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Here, Queen Maxima is at the "Explosieven Opruimingsdienst Defensie," which was fun to type.

Queen Maxima

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Maxima has a had a very interesting week, as she also got on a "mussel boat," which I assume....catches mussels?

Fergie and Princess Beatrice

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These two went to the Annual Charity Day hosted by Cantor Fitzgerald, BGC and GFI, which is a big fundraising event tied to September 11th. Beatrice looks particularly nice, I think.

Princess Beatrice (and Karlie Kloss)

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Bea also went to the Men's Singles Final Match between Djokovic and Stan Wawrinka last week. She seems to be handling her break-up fairly well, although who is to say that she's not bawling into a box of wine every night? (Karlie seems like the only person who is actually watching the tennis.)

Prince William

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Informative Caption tells me that Wills "learns a dance move with Scariofunk Dance Collective during a visit to Caius House Youth Centre...a charity which helps young people to learn new skills and to nurture their individual talents." It appears that Great Britain's future king is somewhat funk-less. I feel like Kate is looking at these pictures of him dancing and just cannot stop laughing, With love, of course.

Prince William

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Here, Wills "ices a cake as he takes part in a baking class with young people." Apparently, here he also attempted to assure everyone that GBBO would be fine without Mel and Sue and ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, WILLIAM? ARE YOU?!?!!?

Zara at the Blenheim Horse Trials

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Here, "Zara Phillips competes in the showjumping phase of the Blenheim Horse Trials on her horse 'Watkins,'" and mostly I think this photo is amazing.

Prince Charles

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Charles is at a "New Zealand National Commemorative service marking the 100th Anniversary of the Battle of the Somme" and I'm pretty sure he's wondering how he looks in this hat.

Queen Letizia

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This top is cute, but I think it would look cuter with jeans -- although jeans would not have been appropriate at this event.

Felipe and Letizia

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The back of this dress has a keyhole opening. To quote esteemed philosopher Bridget Jones, "ding dong!"

Queen Mathilde and King Philippe

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These two, per Informative Caption, "celebrate the 2016 Rio Olympic games gold medalist athlete Nafissatou Thiam (R) of Belgium after the AG Insurance Memorial Van Damme IAAF Diamond League meeting ." That's nice for everyone!

Queen Mathilde and King Philippe

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"No. We are DONE talking about my hair."

Sofia, Carl Phillp, Madeleine, Victoria, and Daniel

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And, finally, over in Sweden, this lot went to the opening session of the Swedish parliament , at which everyone ALWAYS wears serious black and white outfits. Sofia takes this one for me, EASILY.

Royals Round-Up, September 16th, 2016
Wills and Kate had an engagement today and so we have new photos of them, as well as everything else that happened this week. Sit down and get yourself some Royals Round-Up! PS: If you missed it, yesterday was Harry's birthday, and we wrote a GIANT slideshow of his Hottest Moments. Enjoy! And elsewhere around the internet: -- Wills and Kate went to church with Granny last weekend. [What Kate Wore] -- Remember that Invictus Games Swimmer With Whom Harry Clearly Fell in Love? She won another medal. [People] -- Super interesting at the BBC: Graves discovered in King Henry I dig -- I know this Mental Floss piece will entertain you: 7 Spectacular Lost Crown Jewels. Someone hurry up and find them! -- Sophie Wessex is raising funds for charity by cycling and has written an essay about the experience....for The Daily Mail. Which is a very interesting choice of publication. -- Harry recently paid a secret visit to the hospital where Diana famously visited AIDS patients. [Hello!] -- Tatler wrote a piece about Kate's PA/Stylist Natasha Archer (who just got engaged to Chris Jackson, my favorite of the royals photogs). Tash, please buy Kate some new shoes. Thank you! -- Hello! also gave us a look at the people who will be in the Cambridges's entourage when they go to Canada later in the month. You know I love royals logistics. -- Order of Splendor has better looks at the Swedish Royals recent shenanigans. I am concerned about some of their headgear, TBH.

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