
Prince Harry is back and he's playing with children in Scotland, as is his wont! This shirt is really, really blue.

"Sweet, I can still levitate things!"

I truly feel like Harry is never happier than when he is chatting with children. He obviously loves hanging out with them.

STREET HOCKEY! I enjoy that Harry's shirt matches his hockey stick.

Gotta keep your curtsy form in tip-top shape in case her majesty pops up.

That provided a good segue for me! Harry was up at Balmoral this weekend -- apparently, now that QE2 and Phil are older, the younger royals take turns hosting the shooting, and it was Harry's turn this past weekend. And Euj brought her boyfriend, which ABSOLUTELY means they are engaged or about to be. Also: I have concerns that Eugenie has a bird nesting in her hair here.

I can't remember the last time the Queen looked quite so beige.

Oh, Anne, just BUY IT. Yes, it's very flashy, but what it loses in subtlety, it makes up for in speed.

I thought this was interesting and Caption was sincerely Informative: "Shire horses Heath, 10, (white) and Tom, 8, (brown) pull an antique horse drawn mower driven by Edward MacDowell and guided by Tom Nickson as they cut the meadow at Kensington Palace....The horses are usually residents at Hampton Court Palace, but were called into the heart of the capital by the Historic Royal Palaces gardens team to assist with the centuries-old traditional mowing of the meadow." (Also, I feel like I need to ethically disclose that sometimes I fix the grammar of Informative Caption.) I hope George and Char were home to watch this out the window.

This is also SUPER interesting: "Stone conservator Lou Ashon cleans a statue of Queen Victoria with a soft bristled brush and water during restoration work at Kensington Palace.... Unveiled outside her childhood home by Queen Victoria herself on 28 June 1893, the statue has seen some turbulent events over the last century, including losing the tip of its nose during bomb damage in the Second World War. The conservation cleaning -- which will see the statue cleaned of years' worth of grime and pollutants -- has been commissioned by Historic Royal Palaces, the independent charity that cares for the palace's State Apartments. " YAY for Historic Royal Palaces -- which, by the way, I also follow on Twitter and Instagram, and so should you, if this kind of thing is your jam.

AW! "The Earl of Wessex kisses the Countess of Wessex as she leaves the Palace of Holyroodhouse in Edinburgh at the start of a 450 mile cycle ride to Buckingham Palace in London, for her 'DofE Diamond Challenge' which marks the 60th anniversary of The Duke of Edinburgh's Award Scheme." (I like the phrase "Award Scheme," which to Americans at least implies that Phil is plotting how to get himself some awards.) He also saw Sophie off on this trip, and there was a pic that I wasn't able to get where Edward is like JOVIALLY WAVING as Sophs biked off. It felt very "HAVE FUN STORMING THE CASTLE!"

A 450 mile bike ride is NO JOKE. Sophie's royal behind must be sore right now (and also in very good shape).

It's the opening of Parliament over in the Netherlands and OBVIOUSLY that calls for a giant hat. (Some of the Informative Captions refer to this event as "Budget Day," which always makes me laugh, like this is the day where the government tells Max to buy like four fewer hats a year.) I hope she wears those earrings when Kate visits the Netherlands in October, because they'll coordinate with Kate's ring.

Max looks nice! As someone who pays a lot of attention to the British royals, it always looks weird to me that she's wearing a real Outside Hat and not a crown.

This picture makes these two look like the emotional polar opposites of Max and Wax.

These two clearly texted before the event to agree on a color scheme.

Madeleine and Victoria were BOTH in New York this week. I hope they shared a hotel room. (She looks lovely here.)

White after Labor Day, Letizia! What are you thinking?! (I kid, I kid. I don't buy into that one.)

Hey, look! One of the Faces of Gucci runs into The Owner of Gucci and The Actress Who Should Look Better Than She Does And Causes Me Despair Accordingly.

I FEEL YOU.
