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Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Gourley/REX/Shutterstock (9122601c) Ruth Wilson 'Dark River' premiere, BFI London Film Festival, UK - 07 Oct 2017

I like the quirk of Schiaparelli, and this dress has a good heart -- and I didn't even mean that to be cute but I'm definitely going to leave it NOW -- but the extra strings and the boob-shelf situation are not my absolute favorites. Neither is the pizza delivery situation...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Steve Vas/Featureflash/SilverHub/REX/Shutterstock (9122736r) Ruth Wilson 'Dark River' premiere, BFI London Film Festival, UK - 07 Oct 2017

... and, wow. That pizza is piping hot to your door in under 5 minutes. WITH deplorable booties.

with Mark Stanley

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Shaw/REX/Shutterstock (9122643p) Mark Stanley and Ruth Wilson 'Dark River' premiere, BFI London Film Festival, UK - 07 Oct 2017

RUTH. YOU IN DANGER, GIRL.

Dark River Premiere During the London Film Festival

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Sigh. The thing is, given how much she was posing it up, and how sheer it was in the runway photos, I don't imagine Ruth wasn't aware of the risks. Besides which, she doesn't seem to have a problem making underpants a focal point...

in Dior

Mandatory Credit: Photo by SilverHub/REX/Shutterstock (9122002f) Ruth Wilson wearing Dior 'How To Talk To Girls At Parties' Festival Party, Union Club, London - UK 06 Oct 2017

... given that this outfit IS underpants. It's also hieroglyphics as might be interpreted by a person who'd recently sniffed glue for two straight days. Cast your eyes down the right side of the skirt and you'll get a Picasso-esque lady doing a backbend and showing us her vagina heart. So I guess this outfit is DOUBLY crotch-centric. I am REAL concerned about what they are piping through the vents at Dior.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Patrick Lewis/Starpix/REX/Shutterstock (9064237bs) Ruth Wilson Party for the 2nd Anniversary of Lenny, in partnership with Cole Haan, New York, USA - 15 Sep 2017

Of course, when she overloads on fabric, it doesn't go so well, either. Oh, RUTH. I'm actually quite grateful. You are a one woman content machine.

Ruth Wilson's Dress Doesn't Heart Her Back
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