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# S.Fug.S.
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/s-fug-s-08-2012/
- Published: 2012-08-21T18:00:52.000Z
- Updated: 2012-08-21T05:30:01.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Listen, I wholly appreciate any attempt to look dapper and well turned-out, avoiding the messy trucker caps and high-tops that look like giant pillows.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/08/spl427382_006.jpg "Jonas Brothers")](https://gofugyourself.com/s-fug-s-08-2012/jonas-brothers-step-out-together?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But Nick Jonas on the left up there looks like he stole those pants from a touring production of Death of a Salesman (and... I hope that's a money clip of some ilk, or else there seems to be a tag on the back); Kevin in the middle looks like his collar is about to throttle him and might not be wearing any socks; and Joe.... well, for a second, I didn't even recognize Joe. But once I correctly ID'd his head, my gaze traveled down to what appear to be some incredibly ill-fitting pants (that is more... er... Jonas Pelvis than I generally expect on a Tuesday) and a shirt that might actually be deeply hilarious, if I didn't secretly fear that it's the precursor to a *Birds*\-style movie about how butterflies really resent our giant nets and scrapbooks and want to flutter our jugulars wide open. I am not really sure One Direction is going to find these guys terribly threatening to their Teen Girl dominance (there is a sandwich shop near me that lets people decorate their bags and hang them on the wall, and there's an ENTIRE SECTION dedicated to "I *Heart* One Direction"), but then again, I've seen their hair, so maybe we should just throw all these dudes in a cage and make a supergroup out of the first four to get out intact.

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