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# Sadly, No One Dressed as a Teenage Kraken at the "Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken" Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sadly-no-one-dressed-as-a-teenage-kraken-at-the-ruby-gillman-teenage-kraken-premiere-06-2023/
- Published: 2023-06-29T19:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2023-06-29T03:29:23.000Z
- Description: Sigh.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:22

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ruby-gillman-teenage-kraken/)

Ruby Gillman is basically Mia from *The Princess Diaries*, if Genovia had turned out to be an undersea kingdom of sea monsters. I had hoped that, like with *The Little Mermaid* press tour, we might get something literal and aquatic and slightly vicious, but the best we have is Liza Koshy in something blue that MIGHT evoke scales?

###### \[Photos: Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock\]