
Her stylist has been rocking it out lately. Time for a raise?

"Too tight...can't breathe...."

But she has such a pretty face.

Bening v. Beatty RED CARPET FACE-OFF.

I have such a girl crush on her character on The Good Wife. She's so BAD ASS and her boots are so cute.

Someone on our Twitter commented that her dress looked like it was giving birth to another dress.

SIGH.

She looks like she'd mix a good cocktail, doesn't she?

My So-Called Hot Dress SEE WHAT I DID THERE? Oh God, awards season might kill me.

Courtesy of Kaiser Karl. SPARKLE.

....was also there.

Apparently, the mourning period is OVER for the Widow Longoria.

Presenting our favorite high school freshman.

It's Brittany. Bitch.

Please wear something super cracked out to the Oscars.

Swank-y! CLEVER. (Not really. I'm sorry.)

She looks pretty amazing, no?

She can throw a Slushee at me whenever she wants.

Personally, I liked this, but reviews were mixed.

An improvement? God knows her hair is always amazing.

SIGH part deux.

Jenna Ushkowitz and the Tale of the (Hopefully Not Too Terribly Fuzzy) Navel.

LEG!

If only they'd make a sequel to Save the Last Dance. They could call it, SAVE THE LAST DANCE...AGAIN. I don't know. She looks good!

Hot husband not included. (Sorry)

JUMPSUIT!

This is just...irredeemable.

Sparkly!

REALLY?

Let's not worry about where Kevin Bacon was. DON'T WORRY. IT'S FINE. I'M SURE IT'S FINE.

"Hello, LOVERS."

Back to the drawing board for the Oscars, Mel.

Divine.

Va va voom!

Now she's starring in...THE BUMP SWAN. Let's see HOW HACKY I can get here? I have SO MANY MORE corny jokes to give, you guys. They get EVEN WORSE.

Stay classy, Santana.

At least we're so excited for their secret baby! Secret babies are awesome.

Strap in for Fug Madness, Paz. You may have a long ride.

She's lovely.

She's ALSO lovely.

HOT. (By the end of this slideshow, my copy is just going to be, like, single letters and numbers and !!)

Lace tube tops for the Oscars for EVERYONE!!

!!!!!! (Told you)

It's so nice that Valerie seems so happy lately. Seriously. I didn't even know that I liked her until I realized I was happy she was happy.

This pose cracks me up.

WINO FOREVER!
