Meryl

"Yoo hoo! Years of being good at accents and getting drunk at the Globes means I have immunity on the Red Carpet!"

18th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Arrivals

"I can cinch the throw that lives on the back of my sofa with a weight-lifting belt and EVERYONE AGREES IT'LL DO!"

ACK

"Even when there's a SLIGHT possibility I'm wearing a jumpsuit! IT'S ME! YOU DON'T CARE! Also: I'm not wearing a banana clip this time, which even I must admit was a change that needed making. TOODLE LOO! SEE YOU AT THE OSCARS! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'LL DO"

SAG Awards Fine or Fab: Meryl Streep

Meryl Streep gets away with a lot, simply thanks to being Meryl Streep. In fact, I think these nomination for The Iron Lady are TOTALLY because she's Meryl Streep, given that -- based on the commercials, so this is obviously a measured and informed opinion -- she seems to be doing her Julia Child voice in that movie. I do, however, think this is kind of a step up? Let's look.