Sarah Paulson
That is a PETTICOAT YOU GUYS.
Isla Fisher
She looks nice and I have ZERO idea what she was doing there...oh RIGHT. She's in Arrested Development. There goes my joke about how she, too, finally got herself confused with Amy Adams and showed up to support American Hustle.
Hannah Simone
Nothing says "Marchesa" like a neckline that looks as if you stuck your head through a swan. I actually DON'T have any idea why she was there. New Girl wasn't nominated. That being said, her head looks nice and I actually don't even dislike the dress that much. I just couldn't resist the cheap shot.
Elisabeth Rohm
This is ALSO Marchesa and I feel like Marchesa is actively trying to churn out dresses that don't look like they're devouring their wearer like a fabric Venus fly-trap. So that's something.
Gretchen Mol
This is J Mendel, but all I see when I look at it is that mesh-topped Givenchy thing Kim Kardashian wore which was SO AWFUL, so it's hard to have an unbiased opinion about it. I wish the top were solid, and a color, because the rest of it is nice.