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# SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Eva Longoria in Julien Macdonald
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sag-awards-fug-carpet-eva-longoria-in-julien-macdonald-02-2016/
- Published: 2016-02-01T18:30:43.000Z
- Updated: 2016-01-31T23:30:43.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, fugs, 2016 SAGs, SAGs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

Ugh. I just really hate this, you guys, and it's a shame because I *love* Eva Longoria. Her comic timing in impeccable and she just seems fun. I WANT MORE FOR YOU, EVA.

Let's start with the most egregious bit:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/02/gettyimages-507663232.jpg "The 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/sag-awards-fug-carpet-eva-longoria-in-julien-macdonald-02-2016/the-22nd-annual-screen-actors-guild-awards-red-carpet-16?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

(Parenthetically, whomever is covering this for *Variety* in the background there, I love your dress!) Now, Eva. Oh, Eva. Did no one look at this and think, "don't those two strings remind you of that agonizing period in 2006 when everyone decided to have their thong poke out of the top of their low-rise jeans?" Because -- although obviously it ISN'T -- this just screams A SALUTE TO THE G-STRING to me. And from the front:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/FFN_KMFF_SAG_1_130016_51959678.jpg "Eva Longoria in Julien Macdonald")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/sag-awards-fug-carpet-eva-longoria-in-julien-macdonald-02-2016/the-22nd-annual-screen-actors-guild-awards-red-carpet-17?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I suspect this dress was intended for a woman about half a foot taller than Eva is. I just want to scoot over to her and yank the entire thing up.

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty\]