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# SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Janet McTeer
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sag-awards-fug-carpet-janet-mcteer-01-2012/
- Published: 2012-01-31T19:30:10.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:52:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2012 SAGs, SAGs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Lacking anything creative to say about the horrors of this particular dress, I decided to check in with my old pal Wikipedia to see if Janet McTeer has any fun skeletons in her closet.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/01/137935922.jpg "Janet McTeer")](https://gofugyourself.com/sag-awards-fug-carpet-janet-mcteer-01-2012/18th-annual-screen-actors-guild-awards-red-carpet-12?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

She doesn't. In fact, she seems very talented and diverse and acclaimed, and she's going to reunite with Glenn Close on *Damages* next season, so obviously she must be able to hang. I mean, if you can roll with Glenn Close, you're probably pretty cool, right? So all that's left is for me to stare at the gown and scratch my head until I scalp myself and wonder why she appears to be wearing a very fancy barrel. Come to think of it, I didn't like Glenn's dress much, either; maybe these two are a bad influence on each other. Like Thelma and Louise, sort of. Janet, don't get in a car with her.

\[Photo: Getty\]