Julia Roberts in Valentino
Seriously, the pants part has a crotch (thank God) and then the overlay has a pseudo-crotch but it's HIGHER than the other one and so it ends up being like a labial frame. However, I do have to thank this awful garment for giving us this photograph. It makes me laugh every time I see it. She looks like she's in the middle of the Hangin' Tough dance. New Kids forever.
Julia Roberts
It's not that flattering or nifty even when you think it might be a dress.
Julia Roberts
And then it drops its mad jumpsuit sailor-flares science on you and you're like, "WHAT HELLSUIT IS THIS?"
Meryl, Julia
Unflattering from every angle.
Julia Roberts
Let's pause for a second to discuss that her HEAD looks amazing, and she and Jared Leto have the same hair now.
Benedict Cumberbatch and Julia Roberts
I am stoking the fires here, showing a photo in which it looks like Julia is anything less than thrilled to be in the clutches of Cumberfiddle Bendywench. (For clarity: I LOVE his name, he by all accounts has a great sense of humor about it, and this is all done with great affection.) Certain factions of Fug Nation may pillory Julia for not settling into his tender embrace. I'm sure this is just an awkward out-of-context shot, though. But let's imagine it's the movie poster for "Dirty Dancing 3: The Silence of the Lambadas." They shouldn't love. BUT THEY DO. But they CAN'T. BUT THEY WILL.