Julianne Moore

The color may not be as harsh as I first feared, but the cut is maybe worse. It looks lopsided and restrictive, like it's taking a sports bra's approach to just mashing things down and hoping they stay there. It's also embiggening her lower half in a way that is not representative of reality.

Julianne Moore

I think she snuck into the red carpet and spent about half a second there, too, so she may not have been that hot on this experience either. The closer I get to it, the lumpier that bodice looks, in all the wrong places.

Julianne Moore

The back does nothing for me, either. I kind of feel like she belongs on The Love Boat.

SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Julianne Moore in Givenchy

Emma Stone once wore a slightly more gold version of this greenish glittery hue, and I didn't personally love it on HER, either. An amendment to the Redheads In Green rule might be, "As long as your green doesn't look like what asparagus does to urine." Not that she can't carry it, but it's not a very relaxing viewing experience for me. [Photos: Getty]