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# SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Zoe Saldana
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sag-awards-fug-carpet-zoe-saldana-01-2012/
- Published: 2012-01-30T16:00:11.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:52:26.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Photos, 2012 SAGs, SAGs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sag-awards-fug-carpet-zoe-saldana/)

Surely this looked better in person, right? Because for my money, she is one second away from spinning in a field while a purring voice-over describes true feminine freshness, then warns us not to douche and drive.

\[Photos: Getty\]