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I know she's pregnant, and probably won't win, but I just couldn't let it pass how dreary this manages to be. I either wanted her to go MORE loony or lop off the water wings.
Brie Larson in Jason Wu
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 29: Actress Brie Larson attends the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Expo Hall on January 29, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
WHY IS THIS BODICE A THING.
Rebecca Romijn in Idan Cohen
52298884 The 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Arrivals held at The Shine Expo Hall in Los Angeles, California on 1/30/17. The 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Arrivals held at The Shine Expo Hall in Los Angeles, California on 1/30/17.
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Cockamamie. Thoroughly so. And it just fits so badly.
Danielle Brooks in Christian Siriano
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 29: Actor Danielle Brooks attends the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Expo Hall on January 29, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
Ths is so flattering RIGHT up until it isn't.
Kerry Washington in Cavalli
52298449 Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017. Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017. Pictured: Kerry Washington FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
No no no no. I think that's limescale.
Julie Bowen in J. Mendel
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 29: Actor Julie Bowen attends The 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on January 29, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. 26592_008 (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
This whole thing looks left out in the rain.
Naomie Harris in Lanvin
52298396 Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017. Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017. Pictured: Naomie Harris FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
I could believe Naomie Harris had expensively elaborate PJs, but I would not have predicted she'd wear them out.
Emma Stone in McQueen
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This was so disappointing. It looks like it's flaking off; I don't think anyone considered how this would look half-obscured while she accepted her award, either, which is not very useful when you're the presumptive winner. You've got to take posterity into account, y'all! These are your piano pictures!
Kate Hudson in Dior
52298409 Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017. Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017. Pictured: Kate Hudson FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
She's off her rocker.
Dascha Polanco
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 29: Actress Dascha Polanco attends The 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on January 29, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images for People Magazine)
That jumpsuit is just the most epic fail. Dascha does not do her gorgeousness any favors.
Claire Foy in Valentino
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 29: Actress Claire Foy attends the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Expo Hall on January 29, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
It's tough to pin down what I like least about this combo, but I'm going to say... the collar. It's just the last wrong touch.
Nicole Kidman
52298410 Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017. Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017. Pictured: Nicole Kidman FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
As promised, if you HATED Nic's Gucci -- you likely were not ambivalent, that's for sure -- you can vote it down here.
Jessica Pimentel
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 29: Actress Jessica Pimentel attends the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Expo Hall on January 29, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
She is lovely and so is that color, but Fug Nation deemed it stressfully naked.
Taraji P. Henson in Reem Acra
52298402 Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017. Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017. Pictured: Taraji P. Henson FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
Nooooo. Her speech was so good, but the dress she wore while giving it was so not.
Sophie Turner in Louis Vuitton
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 29: Actress Sophie Turner arrives at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Expo Hall on January 29, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
Someone in the comments thought we'd picked the worst possible angle on this dress, so here is another one. I still think it's terrible.
Salma Hayek in Gucci
52298866 The 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Arrivals held at The Shine Expo Hall in Los Angeles, California on 1/30/17. The 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Arrivals held at The Shine Expo Hall in Los Angeles, California on 1/30/17.
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