Heather Morris
I mean, this is FINE. It's fine. It's totally fine. She looks like a Barbie and it's about to slide off her boobs, but other than that, IT'S FINE. Her face is very, "Hairography works best when you pretend like you're getting tasered. It's like cool epilepsy."
Heather Morris
"People thought I went on vacation but actually, I spent the summer lost in the sewers."
Heather Morris
"Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?"
Heather Morris
"I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary."
SAG Awards Feh Carpet: Heather Morris
I think I'm ready to see Heather Morris here in some color. It's been all neutrals and metallics from her for the last several awards shows, and I think it's time to rock a bold hue. That being said, I never want her to change the facial expressions she makes on the red carpet. If Lea Michele is making over-the-top ACTOR faces, Heather seems to be working through the Many Subtle Expressions of Brittany, and every time I see one of them, I laugh. They just remind me of a variety of her more humorous non sequitors. Girl, never change.