Lea Michele

Even standing still, that thing should come with a warning label: DO NOT ATTEMPT AT HOME WITHOUT A BRAZILIAN.

Lea Michele

But of course -- and this is true of every starlet in the world, lest you think I'm being unjust -- she cant walk around without poking that knee out the slit. In this photo, I get it: She's working the dress. She's probably getting it for free, and in exchange, she's supposed to make sure you see it and all its nooks and crannies.

Lea Michele

It's when it starts to cross the bridge into letting us see HER nooks and crannies that I start to get twitchy.

Lea Michele

"Hmm, do you think they can see my slit? Perhaps I should wrangle it."

Lea Michele

"Peekaboo! Are you looking? I can't tell. I should have hired a slit wrangler. Angelina Jolie wouldn't be out here forced to wrangle her own slit, let me tell you."

Lea Michele

"Psst! Dear My Future Grandchildren: See? No cellulite. My genetic gift to you. Love, Lea."

SAG Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Lea Michele

How do we feel about this, Fug Nation? I'll tell you my thoughts, because I'm pushy like that: Great hair, but totally forgettable gown, except for the slit that goes up so high it's practically barging in on the peace summit between her pubic bone and her hip. Maybe that's why she spent the whole night wrangling that slit like the rent was due. Child, we see it. We can't NOT see it. For the love of God, don't SWISH IT, because I really, really don't want a reason to finish the dirty limerick that is starting to form in my head. [poll id="6001"] [Photos: Getty]