Lea Michele

I love Lea Michele's red carpet faces -- seriously, whatever you might feel for her, she brings some (probably unintentional) amusement to these often-stodgy proceedings. Here, for instance, she is being a Serious Actress. With a Serious Secret.

Lea Michele

And that secret might be that she just had a quickie in the limo, because this is totally a "Sweet mother of God, that boy just did things that are illegal in some countries" face.

Lea Michele

And this is the Sweetness and Light phase of the evening.

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"Hello? Pantene? I've been rehearsing the hair flip..."

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"Oh yeah, that's right, drink it in, boys. This cleavage daiquiri is on special tonight."

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And this is the Tyra Banks over-the-shoulder look -- or rather, Tyra wants you to THINK she invented this, but I'm pretty sure human beings have been able to get into this position since the dawn of man. Shhh. Don't tell her.

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"Remember that story that went around about how Hailee was coming from her True Grit audition in full raggy costume, and she crossed paths with me as I was running to my trailer or something, and she wanted my autograph but I blew past her and then she was told by a security dude that it wasn't a good time, and so she cried the whole way home? And how even though that one might not totally have been my fault and it really WASN'T a good time and it's my prerogative to say that, the media totally blew this up into a story about how I'm a diva asshat? And how there are plenty of other stories about how I'm a diva asshat to focus on, but instead everyone's acting like THIS is the big one? Yeah, well... LOOK EVERYONE WE ARE FINE! HAPPY ENDING! STOP YELLING AT MEEEE."

SAG Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Lea Michele

I'm very close to liking this dress on Lea Michele, because it's such a welcome departure from her recent froofstravaganza. Something about the SAGs must make Lea really hot for her cleavage -- perhaps she aches to prove that the awards show is an acronym only, not an adjective -- because she busted out a low-cut stunner last year, and she's gone in a similarly sternum-celebrating direction here. The one beef keeping me from crowning this with a Well Played tiara (which I really wish existed in real life) is how it makes her boobs look like they are eight miles apart. Not to be confused with 8 Mile. As far as I know, Eminem is only involved in one of those things. But I guess the year's still young. [poll id="982"]