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Shailene Woodley

This isn't exceptionally flattering on her, is it? Or may be it IS, and I'm just feeling a complete disconnect between her body in the dress, and the styling of her face and hair. Like she showed up thinking she'd summoned a different gown, and then had to grin and bear it.

18th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

Away from the glare, the fabric seems a bit niftier to me -- I think the brighter lights bleed out some of the sparkle that makes it look more like a gown and less like some random maxi dress from Express.

Shailene Woodley

Well, and here she just looks like George had to drag her on-stage, away from a very uncomfortable conversation in which she drunkenly slurred to Octavia Spencer that "that Albert Nobbs fellow" belonged in the supporting ACTOR category and what a cheater he is.

Shailene Woodley

THIS is... crazy. Either you're wearing a long red dress, a short black one, or two very shiny hot-air-balloon sandbags that you plan to jettison so you can float back to the Secret Life set and film a scene about how sex kills. Pick ONE of those thing, and then we'll keep talking.

SAG Awards Fug or Fab: Shailene Woodley
In the grand tradition of Starlets Busting Out Bold Patterns at the SAG Awards -- which may only have started last year, with Mila and Hailee, but whatever -- Ms. Shailene "I Hate You, Albert Nobbs" Woodley turned up on the red carpet in big, bold flowers. As the lighting changed, it struck me differently. In the end I can't decide if it's bold and beautiful, like Brooke Logan Forrester Forrester Forrester Chambers Forrester Forrester Forrester Forrester Marone Forrester Jones Forrester (the order may be wrong but the quantity is right -- those are three different Forresters, mind), or just too Marimekko. Which is great, and has its place, but that place is less likely on the body of Brooke LFFCFFFFMFJ Forrester, and more on her giant king-sized bed while she is accidentally sleeping with her daughter's husband/other daughter's teen boyfriend at a masked ball (although let's be accurate: the latter happened up against the house's exterior wall). And if you're wondering whether I only drew those parallels to make fun of how incestuous B&B is, you're pretty much right. Although the Marimekko part, I meant. [poll id="6002"] [Photos: Getty]

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