I kind of like these. They're the one-shoulder dress of shoes, except not as tired.
Meh. This is a weird thing to say about a foot, but here goes: These shoes make it look really shapeless.
This is so pretty -- like a tiny portable jewelry box.

I am concerned this is not regulation smartphone size.

Man, I love a boxy clutch.

I loved the belt and the purse with her black de la Renta. I don't have the body for belts; I so envy the people who can pull this off.

Another great bag -- I feel like this one, you could actually carry a bit in your everyday life. Or, everynight life. I don't know. It is cool but seems less aggressively special-occasion than a lot of the other ones.
Purse envy. So much purse envy.
I think those rings are her wedding/engagement set. Very cool and unique.

Do you think people get loaned their awesome purses, the same way they're loaned gowns and shoes sometimes? Or are these people's closets veritable graveyards of perfect clutches? Somebody please have a clutch-based yard sale.

You know, you rarely see anyone with a random cut on their hand in these shots. Stars! They're just like us! They sometimes scrape themselves when unloading the dishwasher!
I enjoy a mega-necklace. I never have the guts to wear them myself.

WHY Jessica Chastain wore those khaki patent stripper monstrosities to the Globes when she could've worn something like this is... well, another of a great many of her styling mysteries.

I like the textured look here.
Boo.
A very ladylike higher heel for Sally Draper.

And this necklace was perfection.
That is a LOT for adjacent fingers.
The purse is so much better than her wig was. But the NAILS. I can't. Those terrify me. They're an eight-year old's fantasy talons.
I get this polish in theory, but on only certain nails, it looks like a fungus.
These, though, truly terrify me.

Well, she's got these going for her, at least.
No. I think? I'm pretty sure. Maybe.
If I wore these, I'd look like I had the biggest cankles.

These look like foot-binding.

You have to have a very confident, fresh pedicure to pull off the minimalist sandal thing. Something celebs and I do NOT have in common.

Love.

The best accessory of all. Well played, lady. Or, well plated, which is totally what we will call the food blog we're never going to start.