Ethan Hawke
As a human person with eyes, I'd like to thank Ethan Hawke for deciding -- as he said on the red carpet -- to start wearing new clothes. (His point was that now that he as a PERSON has character, he doesn't need to find it in wacky outfits.) I'd also like to point out that Ethan Hawke, cleaned up, is AGING SO VERY WELL. I STILL LOVE YOU ETHAN.
Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves
Camila is in Donna Karan Atelier and she looks LOVELY, I think.
Matty McC, on the other hand, looks FULLY CRACKBALLS, like he's been driving around Hollywood since he won his Oscar and can't remember where he stored the rest of his suits.
Adrien Brody
I feel like he's in costume for a roles as the Maitre D' at the Trendy Restaurant at the Boutique Hotel You Accidentally Ended Up Booking Who Can Get You Cocaine And Makes Sure You Know It. (You definitely don't want it. This hotel is already too loud!) Maybe this is a part he could play if, say, Wes Anderson decides to remake Miami Vice DEAR GOD PLEASE LET THAT HAPPEN.
Kevin Costner and Christine Baumgartner
Young people don't know this, but once upon a time, Kevin Costner was THE SHIT.
Joanna Newsom, Andy Samberg
She looks floaty and delightful, he looks handsome. Good on you two.
Eddie Redmayne
"I'm coming for you, Batman."
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
HELLO.
Lenny Kravitz
He's very handsome. I have no complaints. Although leaving the sunglasses on whilst presenting was ABSURD.
Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart
It's prom night for McSteamy and the Noxema Girl!