Lea Michele
Cheery pink, but boy, that fabric looks like it cost a dollar. And I dislike the bottom portion of this dress as much as I dislike the bottom portion of her hair.
Lea Michele and Cory Monteith
However, these two seem to be good for each other. Cory Monteith has never looked more dapper. Also, I want him to be in a movie where Randolph Mantooth plays his father and, I don't know, Michelle Monaghan is his older sister, so that an announcer can growl, "MONAGHAN. MANTOOTH. MONTEITH." In a just world, it would be thus.
Kevin McHale
Aw. He got cold, and offered himself his own jacket for warmth.
Heather Morris
I think I like this. It's an ode to what a Scrunchie's molecules might look like if you examined them in Biology.
Jayma Mays
A lot of people loved this dress. And we liked it at first, but then it hit me that this looks like the Designer Impostor version of Anne Hathaway's Globes dress, and that's all I can see now.
Amber Riley
I like the idea of where this was going, but I'm not sure the actual journey it took is that appealing. Kind of like deciding to take a road trip from L.A. to Austin and then being like, "OMG, West Texas, WHY?!?" because it LASTS FOREVER AND JUST DOES NOT STOP. Ahem. Anyway. This could have been good, I think, but somehow it's not.
Jenna Ushkowitz, Michael Trevino
My takeaway from this is mostly that Jenna needs shorter hair. Also, I had forgotten she was dating Tyler from Vampire Diaries, so the OTHER piece of news here is: That's still happening. Good for them.
Jane Lynch
Ooh, this is fun. It's like a touch of Madonna, which is frequently welcome, and about as much Madonna as you'd want to bring unless you are ACTUAL Madonna.
Vanessa Lengies
Hey, this is really pretty. Why can't Julianne Hough get this stuff?
Naya Rivera
Thud. Not only do I feel like I've seen this before, but it was NOT meant for a lady so well-endowed in the boobular region as she. It's just... I don't know. The bodice looks crusty, like burning paper.
Naya Rivera, Vanessa Lengies
At the pre-party, Naya looked fantastic, and Vanessa looked... questionable. So I guess there's only so much mojo to go around in the Glee crowd.
Darren Criss
I don't have a decent photo of Darren from the SAGs, but: He wore a standard suit, and he shaved, but otherwise looked pretty much like this. So here you go.
Chord Overstreet
I don't have a decent photo of HIM at the SAGs, either. But, again: Imagine a tux, and you've got the gist.
Prince Charles
I don't have a photo of HIM at the SAGs EITHER. Because he wasn't there. But I include him here because this slideshow revealed to me that if you type "glee" into the search box on Getty Images, the first five "specific people" it comes up with to help narrow your search -- based on number of allegedly related images -- are: Lea Michele, Cory Monteith, Chris Colfer, Kevin McHale, and... Prince Charles. So either captioners really like to note when Prince Charles is being GLEEFUL, or this is a spoiler, and he's about to join the New Directions for a very special episode in which they sing the songs of Britney Spears again ("Not A Prince, Not Yet A King," and of course "Gimme More").