
I LOVE her on 30 Rock. I mean, come on -- of all the work they're done there, is anything funnier than the saga of Jenna and The Rural Juror? This, however, is somewhat bizarre -- like a bedazzled insert snuck into a dress that's three sizes too small. Shoot, I feel like if Jenna were real, she'd enjoy this more if that were meaner. Yadda yadda yadda, something about her tits getting caught in a grommet machine...I know, I need to workshop that. I'll get back to you, Jenna. IF THAT IS IN FACT YOUR REAL NAME.

Tina, on the other hand, looks -- well, first of all, she looks hilarious, because she is really Smizing the hell out of this shot. Which is awesome. And, you know, her dress is FINE. It's definitely not my FAVORITE of her red carpet looks, but nor does it make me want to stab myself in the face, so....there's that. It's kind of in keeping with the rest of this SAG's red carpet: not offensive, but not amazing and basically a wee bit snoozeville.

These two crack me up. I really want them to be real-life friends. I feel like they have to be, based on this...

...and really based on this. This is like a publicity shot for the Laverne and Shirley-esque spin-off they're going to do called Liz and Jenna, which will involve the girls both getting fired from TGS and being forced to move in together to save money; Jenna will get a job as a phone sex operator and find herself remarkably skilled, Liz will get a gig as a cheesemonger and finally feel true happiness. Shenanigans will ensue.
