Tina Fey and Alice

Heather turned to me when Tina showed up on the red carpet and said, "hey, Blerta's here." And she is kind of wearing her Blerta hair -- in a good, formal way, though. I actually think she looks good this severe. It's interesting. And her daughter Alice, obviously, looks cute as can be. Her little lace clutch matches her top! So cute!

Jane Krakowski

Jane looks great. I hope she gets a job that isn't just shilling OJ soon. (Not that I have anything against oranges.)

Katrina Bowden

And this is fine but my god I cannot wait until I don't have to talk about Katrina Bowden anymore. I am sure she is a totally nice person in real life, but as a public persona, there is no there there. Call me when she gets a job playing, like, a crack addict.

SAG Awards Mostly Well Played: Women of 30 Rock

Don't you feel like they all showed up and sat next to each other at their table and were like, "I thought this was seriously over already. Are we done yet?" Maybe not. I do like to think that Jane Krakowski and Tina Fey text each other whenever Tracy Morgan-Jordon does something wacky. [Photos: Getty]