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# SAG Awards SAD Carpet: SWINTON
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sag-awards-sad-carpet-swinton-01-2012/
- Published: 2012-01-30T21:30:19.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:52:24.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2012 SAGs, SAGs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

I am worried about SWINTON:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/01/137927847.jpg "18th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/sag-awards-sad-carpet-swinton-01-2012/18th-annual-screen-actors-guild-awards-arrivals-19?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This is so staid. Almost NORMAL. Even...BORING. Where is the delicious wacktacularity, the delightful weirdness, the glorious Bowie-esque bad-assery we've come to expect from SWINTON? She looks less like SWINTON and more like swinton. I'm seriously concerned. Can someone go over to the Bel Air Hotel -- actually, what am I saying? SWINTON surely stays in some fantastic post-modern glass treehouse in the backyard of, like, a Cal-Tech rocket scientist/conceptual artists with whom she once spent a glorious naked weekend in the Maldives. Regardless, can someone go over there and make sure she's not running a fever? Because something is amiss.