Jessica Chastain

This is McQueen, but isn't treating her as well as her famous Oscar gown did last year. The bodice is a very pretty idea, and I love a redhead in red. But I am super, super distracted by the snugness -- seriously, every seam seems to be pulling. It might as well be striped. Which is INSANE because Jessica Chastain is not a big person AT ALL and has a gorgeous figure to fit. Busy Philipps had an actual giant pregnancy bump and her dress fit her better.

Jessica Chastain

And I think Chastain may have known it, too, because check out this pose. I don't think you stand that way unless you are self-conscious, or have cramps.

Jessica Chastain

Her head looked great again, though. At the end of the day, getting to walk around with that head, she still wins.

SAG Awards So Close, Yet So Fug Away: Jessica Chastain

When I asked Twitter whether this was a hair too tight, Twitter collectively responded, "A hair?" [poll id="9482"] [Photos: Getty]