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# SAG Awards Unfug It Up: Jayma Mays
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sag-awards-unfug-it-up-jayma-mays-01-2012/
- Published: 2012-01-31T17:30:13.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:52:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Unfug It Up, 2012 SAGs, SAGs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Here's the thing: If this dress were JUST this, I'd probably be okay with it.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/01/137935907.jpg "Jayma Mays")](https://gofugyourself.com/sag-awards-unfug-it-up-jayma-mays-01-2012/18th-annual-screen-actors-guild-awards-arrivals-46?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's a lot darker and more sleek than she usually goes. And it's very celestially sparkly. It reminds me of going to the Planetarium when I was a kid, or that week in ninth grade when I had to do a class canoe trip through the Everglades -- not being able to shower, and using shrubbery toilets for a week in front of all your classmates, during such formative years? GREAT idea; not scarring at all -- and I saw more stars in one night than I think I'd seen in all the 13 years prior put together. If we hadn't been on a float made of giant boats tied together, wondering how bad we all smelled, it might've been super fun. Maybe it was. I have blocked out a lot of it. Nature isn't my bag.

Anyway, all Everglades Nights aside -- that is totally going to be the title of my forthcoming Outward Bound-themed perfume, by the way -- it was when Jayma turned around that I had questions.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/01/137931774.jpg "Jayma Mays")](https://gofugyourself.com/sag-awards-unfug-it-up-jayma-mays-01-2012/18th-annual-screen-actors-guild-awards-arrivals-45?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

For me, the lace backing is a furbelow too many. And I really don't care for how it looks like her train began its life in her lower intestine.

Am I overreacting? Does this really wreck the whole effect? How would you change this? Is it as simple as pretending the back of this never happened? Denial is probably a fun place to go camping. Assuming it has cabins.

\[Photos: Getty\]