GG, Brad, and Intern Ross

I even feel like the look on her face here says, "ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME WITH THIS? THIS IS MY INTERVIEW."

Brangelina

And here, I feel like Brad is thinking, "We once refused to speak to E! so firmly that Ryan Seacrest LITERALLY CHASED US down the red carpet. And this year we both did INDIVIDUAL INTERVIEWS with Intern Ross and the other one. God. I REALLY want that Oscar. I WANT IT SO BAD."

Brangie.

"Now I'm filled with regret. Regret that I will totally get over if I win that thing. I'm GREAT in Moneyball. I EARNED THIS. GEORGE HAS TWO. That other dude doesn't even TALK in his movie! Gary Oldman got to be Sirius Black, isn't that enough of a prize? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE OTHER DUDE IS. COME ON. I look great in this suit. Angelina looks all bad ass and sort of mean again, which is way more fun than when she's all feeding orphans in caftans. REWARD US. Man. I'm not usually like this. What's wrong with me? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?"

Brangelino

"At least I get to look at this all the way up the stairs tonight."

SAG Awards Well Played, Brangelina

I decided last night that Intern Ross is the Eve Harrington of E!. He seems harmless, but he is coming for Giuliana, he's bound and determined to take over her gig, and she knows it. I realized this with crystalline clarity on Sunday when they were interviewing Brad and Angelina -- separately -- and Ross just basically ran with both interviews. Giuliana couldn't get a word in edgewise, and when she did, the only think she did was ask them (surely pre-approved) questions from Twitter. And the whole time that Ross was gushing over Brad/Angelina, you could just read on G's face how much she wanted to kill him for taking over her giant Brangelina interview. I've seen this movie, you guys, and we all know how it ends.