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# SAG Awards Well Played: Hotties In Cleveland
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sag-awards-well-played-hotties-in-cleveland-gallery/
- Published: 2011-02-01T18:30:17.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:53:35.000Z
- Author: Heather
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## The Hot In Cleveland cast

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VALERIE: Hey, Jane do you ever watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and see Kelsey Grammar's ex-wife and think you totally dodged a bullet by not ever canoodling with him while you worked together?

JANE: Every damn day.

WENDIE: I thought so.

## Valerie Bertinelli

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/01/108630664.jpg)

VALERIE: You know, I kind of wish we could've been on Hot In Las Vegas, or something. I mean, I did all that damn Jenny Craig, can a girl get a swimming pool scene up in here?

## Jane Leeves

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JANE: I know. If I look this good two months before my fiftieth birthday, I feel like we're at least owed a Hot In Cleveland Goes To Hawaii episode.

## Wendie Malick

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WENDIE: Okay, here's a thought -- I'll hang out here and hold out my skirt, which I did in almost every single shot at this event, in the hopes that someone thinks I'm sending a very cryptic message and then decides to build an entire Lost-themed episode of our show that requires shooting it on location.

VALERIE: Okay, as long as we don't have to go in that crazy temple.

JANE: Or the hatch.

VALERIE: Or those cages.

JANE: I could do Dharmaville, though.

WENDIE: Okay. When the producers ask me why I did this, I will tell them that the answer is in Dharmaville.

VALERIE: You know that was probably a built set, though.

WENDIE: DON'T RUIN THIS.

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