The Hot In Cleveland cast
VALERIE: Hey, Jane do you ever watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and see Kelsey Grammar's ex-wife and think you totally dodged a bullet by not ever canoodling with him while you worked together?
JANE: Every damn day.
WENDIE: I thought so.
Valerie Bertinelli
VALERIE: You know, I kind of wish we could've been on Hot In Las Vegas, or something. I mean, I did all that damn Jenny Craig, can a girl get a swimming pool scene up in here?
Jane Leeves
JANE: I know. If I look this good two months before my fiftieth birthday, I feel like we're at least owed a Hot In Cleveland Goes To Hawaii episode.
Wendie Malick
WENDIE: Okay, here's a thought -- I'll hang out here and hold out my skirt, which I did in almost every single shot at this event, in the hopes that someone thinks I'm sending a very cryptic message and then decides to build an entire Lost-themed episode of our show that requires shooting it on location.
VALERIE: Okay, as long as we don't have to go in that crazy temple.
JANE: Or the hatch.
VALERIE: Or those cages.
JANE: I could do Dharmaville, though.
WENDIE: Okay. When the producers ask me why I did this, I will tell them that the answer is in Dharmaville.
VALERIE: You know that was probably a built set, though.
WENDIE: DON'T RUIN THIS.