Laverne Cox in Zhivago

OH LAVERNE. This could be so pretty, were it not so naked. Look how great her head looks, too. But reader, I am working you in gently. The next look might not even be safe for work.

Jasmin Savoy Brown

Two wrongs don't make a right, and neither do six. Do not keep adding wrongs to the pile! THE MATH WILL NEVER WORK OUT. (FYI, she's on For The People, a returning Shondaland show that I was glad didn't get canceled even though it's not super.)

Jackie Tohn in Nadya Dzyak

"SAG Awards stands for Seacreatures Anonymous Group, right?"

Aja Naomi King in Nadya Dzyak

I saw Aja's dress and thought, "Did she and Jackie shop at the same place," and it turns out THEY DID. How did TWO of these get released into the wild, and to the same party? What if they multiply? Are they dangerous?

Nafessa Williams in Milin

Of all things, it's the necklace under the netting and the mock-turtle that's really just killing me here.

Lindsay Price in Rasario

The sheerness of it is better viewed on her Instagram, where you can see that the miniskirt underneath is VERY mini. It's... frothy, at least, but flimsy.

Jessica Parker Kennedy

She's on The Flash, and maybe her dress is trying to be punny?

Camren Bicondova

You know, if it were JUST the jacket, then maybe. But the whole thing feels like SHE thought SAG stood for Snazzy Astrologers Gather.

Sophia Bush

She just went for Very Overwhelming the entire weekend.

Emma Dumont

Whenever she pops up, I feel the need to explain that she was once on Bunheads and is now on The Gifted, and that might be because she looks so different to me each time. The dress itself is fine but the tights and white boots are so bonkers with it.

Angela Bassett in Mario Dice

"You didn't expect to see me here, wearing what will one day be woven into a hammock, but here I am. I must wear at least one fringe outfit every fortnight by the blood pact I have signed with whatever deity made the portrait that's under my bed."

Kate Nash in Manish Arora

This is Betsey Johnson crossed with, I think, an actual candy store.

Marianna Palka

SAY WHAT?

Candice Patton

This, while not inherently terrible, somehow stumpfies her.

Patricia Clarkson in Michael Kors

Even Patricia Clarkson was not immune to this party's wonkus vibes. How else to explain the black shoes with this dress, or the random bra flash? 

Danielle Savre

This was nearly in the other slideshow, but then I decided the frayed sleeves and hem made it look like a placemat from Pier 1. Also, the white booties are part of a larger trend of them that I cannot endorse.

Caterina Scorsone

See? WORRYING. As are the proportions here, which flummox me TERRIBLY.

Maya Lynne Robinson

I just stared at this for ten minutes and couldn't think of words. So: WORDS.

Candace Cameron-Bure in Rachel Zoe

I had a joke teed up about whether there's a countdown to her becoming a Real Housewife, and then I saw that her outfit is by Rachel Zoe, and laughed and laughed. Because this might be the most Rachel Zoe thing I have ever seen. It's like Rachel has turned Candace into her doppelganger.

Madeline Brewer in Petar Petrov

I probably could've put this in the "totally reasonable" slideshow but something about that non-color and her makeup all seem very harsh on her.

Marcia Gay Harden

She is WHOLLY in here because I think her smoky eye is just burnt. Also, let's be real, I was trying to balance the slideshows out.

Harry Shum Jr.

Much of this seems... shrunken, right?

Miriam Shor

I love her, but I think this is swallowing her whole, and I have concerns about the shoes. 

Chris Lowell

I am not into this color scheme at all, and the way the light hits those iridescent pants means that there's like a focus RIGHT on his crotch.

Cody Fern

I feel like he and Glenn Close have similar taste in suits. Except I'm not sure Glenn would've signed off on all the warts all over this one.

Jake Borelli

Oh, Jake. I know you're a rumply goofball mess on Grey's Anatomy, but FEEL FREE TO COMB YOUR HAIR when you are not on set.

Lakeith Stanfield

I appreciate that he is another dude who is going his own complicated style way, and that he TRIED to make the red socks tie in, but... it's not his best work.

HIDEOUS THINGS Happened At This Pre-SAGs Party

It's a CORKER.