SAGs 2020: Metallics

Phoebe Waller-Bridge in Armani

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 19: (EDITORS NOTE: This image is a retransmission) Phoebe Waller-Bridge attends the 26th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on January 19, 2020 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

She made a crack about her abs being spray-painted on, and I wonder if there was a point in that process -- because it is indeed probable that is contouring -- that she thought, "I wonder if I should have nixed this thing before it got to the point where I was being given paint-abs." The answer is yes. If this were just a column with that delicate poncho, we'd probably be like, "Ah, nice, subtle, sparkly, good break from suits." Instead I'm like, "Where can I put a comedic K in 'Phoebe Waller-Bridge'? I KAN'T."

Charlize in Givenchy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Variety/Shutterstock (10525966lj) Charlize Theron 26th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Arrivals, Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles, USA - 19 Jan 2020

This looks really good on her, truthfully. I just find the sports bra unnecessary and absurd? If it doesn't add chicness, and it doesn't provide a worthy plot twist, then what's the point? Just pull that mother down and make it a one-piece.

Reese in Celine

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10525963jm) Reese Witherspoon 26th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Arrivals, Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles, USA - 19 Jan 2020

THIS, however, is stunning. This is my favorite thing she's worn in a while, truly.

Nicole Kidman in Michael Kors

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Variety/Shutterstock (10525966il) Nicole Kidman 26th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Arrivals, Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles, USA - 19 Jan 2020

DITTO, in fact.

Alexis Bledel

ALSO super, although I'd like to simplify those tulle sleeves a little.

Sarah Baker (Kominsky Method)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10530480ab) Sarah Baker arrives at the 26th annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at the Shrine Auditorium & Expo Hall, in Los Angeles 26th Annual SAG Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 19 Jan 2020

This is also very well done! BORING!!! But I can't help it; we're on a good stretch.

Marin Hinkle

Perfect. Did any of us expect this slideshow to take such a positive turn?

Julia Butters (Once Upon a Time in Hollywood)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by DAVID SWANSON/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (10530510bs) Julia Butters arrives for the 26th annual Screen Actors Guild Awards ceremony at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California, USA, 19 January 2020. Arrivals - 26th Screen Actors Guild Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 19 Jan 2020

She's 10, and she's serving up some confident Elsie Fisher vibes is this suit, which I think is a good move when you're this young.

Jane Seymour

I cannot help but notice she doesn't seem to be wearing any of her signature boob-butt Open Heart jewelry. Are those still a thing? She looks fantastic. Keep these jewels, Jane. I especially enjoy the ring that looks like The More You Know.

Joe Keery, Maika Monroe

Everything is pleasant and in-order here, too.

Leslie Bibb in August Getty

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10525963hl) Leslie Bibb 26th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Arrivals, Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles, USA - 19 Jan 2020

Half-Krystle Carrington, half-Angelina Jolie.

with Sam Rockwell

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10530480eo) Sam Rockwell, Leslie Bibb. Sam Rockwell, left, and Leslie Bibb arrive at the 26th annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at the Shrine Auditorium & Expo Hall, in Los Angeles 26th Annual SAG Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 19 Jan 2020

I realized I shouldn't leave him out, especially because he won. He looks a bit like a lounge singer.

Natalia Dyer in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10530480da) Natalia Dyer arrives at the 26th annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at the Shrine Auditorium & Expo Hall, in Los Angeles 26th Annual SAG Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 19 Jan 2020

This is really solid, too. Dang, ladies. IS THERE A DUD COMING?

Dakota Fanning in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by DAVID SWANSON/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (10530510as) Dakota Fanning arrives for the 26th annual Screen Actors Guild Awards ceremony at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California, USA, 19 January 2020. Arrivals - 26th Screen Actors Guild Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 19 Jan 2020

YES. There is. What a sad, washed-out color. And it looks like it's wilting over her pelvis.

Nina Kiri (Handmaid's Tale)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10525963ds) Nina Kiri 26th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Arrivals, Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles, USA - 19 Jan 2020

We've all had that moment where we find ONE skirt we love and we don't know what to wear it with, but MOST of us stop short of a cut-and-paste job.

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas

There is nothing objectively wrong with this, but I've liked other stuff from her better.

Merrin Dungey

FRANCIE. Looking foxy, but watch that slit.

Catherine O'Hara in Marc Jacobs

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Variety/Shutterstock (10525966ks) Catherine O'Hara 26th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Arrivals, Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles, USA - 19 Jan 2020

I want a stronger lip with this, but otherwise, what a bombshell departure from black and white for her. This is fab. A happy ending after a dodgy start to this post.