Jennifer Aniston in Dior

"No, no, NO. I said the most BORING possible outfit for Jennifer! I didn't say we wanted Friends-style visible nipples, or some kind of weird vagina zig-zag, or a hip growth, or to have some kind of droopy neckline! We needed DULL, and instead we got INCOMPETENTLY DULL. Everyone is fired."

Brad Pitt

"I'm Brad Pitt, so... whatever. That is my fashion choice."

Brad and Jen

"Brad! Can you believe it! After all these years, you and I, standing here, together, so close... STILL clearly use the same colorist!!! AMAZING."

"But Jen, I..."

"Nope, I'm good."

Yvonne Strahovski

This looks like it felt.... constricting. (That NECKLACE, though.)

Allison Janney in Pamella Roland

I love this so much, and Jennifer Aniston would have looked marvelous in it. OH WELL.

J.Lo in Georges Hobeika

"HOLA LOVERS. Or rather, goodbye. Do not speak to me. I am in mourning. Oscar has died. I hope you all BURY HIM."

Thomas Kail and Michelle Williams (in Vuitton)

Her lipstick is fantastic. The dress is nice, and also dull, but the good kind of dull where it fits and gives us nothing to nitpick.

America Ferrera in Paule Ka

"All pregnant ladies here and accounted for!"

Dan Levy

I appreciate the detail on his coat.

Sarah Levy

It goes without saying that I hope this isn't secretly navy, or else I have erred. Also, this is the REALLY streamlined version of J.Lo's dress. It's fine, but she had that great dishy red number from the Globes, so it's a bit of a thud after that.

Jennifer Robertson

Where is THE BEBE, Jocelyn?

Gabrielle Carteris

Nothing was more Andrea Zuckerman than when Gabrielle quoted a German writer's analysis of art during her speech. Also, give it a red lip, pal. Otherwise, yay, and I assume she too was crying when Luke Perry came up in the Death Montage.

Joey King in Jason Wu

I could never decide if this was sparkles or just lace, but apparently it was indeed both. The top does NOT deliver on the promise of the bottom.

The Parasite gang: Kang-Ho Song, Lee Jung Eun, Park So-dam, Lee Sun Gyun, Choi Woo-shik and Bong Joon-ho

I knew this movie was winning when they came out to present a clip from it, and got a standing ovation from the room.

Chloe Coleman

I said earlier that Julia Butters was serving Elsie Fisher vibes, and here we have ANOTHER young person doing it too. I am on board with Elsie as a fashion icon for the younger set who want to have fun, but not prematurely sexualize themselves.

Jeffrey Nordling and Eloise Nordling

Jeffrey looks like he's wandering down David Harbour Boulevard just a little. But his daughter, Eloise, looks smashing and is in fact the entire reason I included them in this. What a cute dress.

Daveed Diggs

Perfectly good, but I wish he'd gone SNAZZY, as we know he can.

Dacre Montgomery, Liv Pollock

Nice tailfeathers.

Amatus Sami-Karim, Mahershala Ali

We've seen that dress many times, and I still enjoy it. He's in full velvet. DRAPED IN IT, you might say, if you were on Seinfeld.

Taika Waititi

The rumor that Disney has approched him about a Star Wars something-or-other is delicious. I hope it happens. Let's get WEIRD, Star Wars.

Naomi Scott, Adam Scott

Adam, don't listen to Brad Pitt about the lack of tie. He's wrong. Also, Naomi, you look super.

Jason Bateman and Amanda Anka

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOGAN FAMILY IS THIS. I cannot end on this note. I need to claw us out of this sheer abyss.

Cary Elwes and Lisa Marie Kubikoff

"As you wish."

This SAGs Post Gives Two Schitts

THREE SCHITTS, actually.