
If these two break up, I will be legitimately distressed. I mean, come on. They're the BEST. And she looks good, right? She is in great shape. Although I have my questions about the cut-outs...

...one of which shows off her tattoo, which is an amalgamation of their initials. That's both sweet and CONCERNS ME given that generally getting a tattoo of someone's name guarantees you will break up with him. That's why I'm not dating Meatloaf anymore.

This, on the other hand, is much more modestly cut. It's both kind of weird, and kind of secretly good. LIKE MEATLOAF.
