> ## Content Index
> Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt
> Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further.

# SAGs Feh Carpet: Felicity Jones in Balenciaga
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sags-feh-carpet-felicity-jones-in-balenciaga-01-2015/
- Published: 2015-01-26T20:30:12.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:47:25.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2015 SAGs, SAGs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

"Oh, thanks, yes, um... I wasn't prepared to give a toast, the bride told me I wouldn't... but... what can I say about Penelope and Maxwell... lovely couple... It was pretty clearly love, wasn't it, when they first gave in to temptation at my and Max's engagement party, but, er, obviously, um, we're all great friends and... still, they did make me speak here, didn't they, and put me in a dress with a big X on it, as if I'm marked, so perhaps I'm well shot of that shitnosed bastard, and I should stop pretending to be chums with his drippy cow wife, shouldn't I? So pass the bubbly and raise a glass to Mr. and Mrs. Rat-Arse. GOOD LUCK. You have dreadfully dull taste in dresses."

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]