PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
Goop was like, "I'm only getting my nipples out in a lace bodysuit to promote MYSELF, not someone else's brand."
Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Sylvie from Emily in Paris was like, "whatever, I'm French."
Elodie Bouchez
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Elodie Bouchez attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
Elodie Bouchez wisely chose to drape herself in velvet.
Carla Bruni
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Carla Bruni attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
Carla Bruni was like, "I'm just gonna wear my own old fur jacket over whatever you give me anyway!"
Catherine Deneuve
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Catherine Deneuve attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
Catherine Deneuve: "Same."
Milena Smit
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Milena Smit attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
I kinda dig this jacket, although it's also lightly perplexing.
Lenny Kravitz
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Lenny Kravitz attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Lenny looks like Winter Lenny. (The rest of the seasons Lenny is shirtless.)
Zoë Kravitz
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) (EDITORS NOTE: This image contains nudity.) Zoë Kravitz attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Sigh.
Abbey Lee
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) (EDITORS NOTE: This image contains nudity.) Abbey Lee attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Double sigh.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Rosie Huntington Whiteley attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
I'm gonna go on record and note that I think Emma Corrin is the only person who could wear this without looking kinda dumb.
Kate Moss
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Kate Moss attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Kate, like GOOP, went for something understated here.
Lila Grace Moss
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Lila Grace Moss Hack attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
Her daughter did not.
Linda Evangelista
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Linda Evangelista attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Linda also went for something...on the normal side of things.
Maika Monroe
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Maika Monroe attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Maika did not!
Lauren Hutton
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Lauren Hutton attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
100% of this came from Lauren's own closet.
Iris Law
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Iris Law attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Iris Law: the only Non-Goop Nepo Baby to opt for fewer nipples.
Elsa Hosk
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 24: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Elsa Hosk attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
As Elsa Hosk begins her journey toward Noted Kook status.