Zoe Kravitz in Saint Laurent
I'm truly, truly bored by designers trying to pass off poor design as, "Oh, no, this is just what the cool girls wear." Nipples or not, this is just a truly lazy, bad dress.
Zoe Saldana
Great coat. Strange bloomers.
Chloe Sevigny
The skirt is underwhelming, but Chloe is KILLING the red lip and clutch, and leather jacket.
Charli XCX
It's not the worst thing in here! It's not lined, and that's dull -- I am really just so OVER pizza, I may never order it again -- but the material at least seems like it might have some personality.
Kate Moss
This is a solid outfit, well-accessorized minus the string belt, and I'm rolling my eyes at making sure everyone can see her completely. We know! We know it's sheer! Suggestions are sexier!
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
I needed help identifying her. I would have believed it was Bella Hadid. Or any number of other people. This probably looked great whenever it came down the runway, but veers a little cumbersome on her.
Elsa Hosk
Sometimes I just think, "Didn't we already see these on the runway at some point? Can't they just wear their own stuff?"
Jasmine Tookes
All the models want to be incognito today!
Amber Valletta
"Fine, you can have my nipples if I can be recognizable."
Linda Evangelista
Linda is serving, right up until the disrespect of not giving her the right pants length. Whatever; she's serving anyway.
Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu
When did tucking in the necktie become trendy?
Austin Butler
"Yes, sir, I'm very serious about your daughter... yes, I was valedictorian, sir, I have an interview at Goldman Sachs next week... I could be a real asset, sir. And I'm very serious about your daughter."
Natalia Dyer and Charlie Heaton
I just can't with him. He looks like he's about to break into a tragic ballad. Natalia looks fine, but... maybe only fine. The top of the dress might be a little oppressive.
Hailey Bieber
The tights actually really make this.
Iris Law
I have seen quite enough of this dress and its ilk, thanks.
Anja Rubik
I recall this seeming fun on the runway, but again, out in the world, it's just goofy to me. The jacket can stay?
Danny Ramirez
I just noticed he has a very villainous mustache. Like, he's a 1920s bad guy.
Lila Moss
It's a sack.
Carla Bruni
I wish this didn't look so much like a boudoir set - as if she's about to sit down and powder-puff herself.
Rosé
This poor woman got a bedsheet, and she still looks better than half the other guests.