PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Zoë Kravitz attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
This could be worse. And rest assured, it will be. Imminently. THREAT LEVEL HIGH.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Saint Laurent
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
We are at DEFCON 2. Oh, yes, only DEFCON 2.
Zoe Saldana
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Zoe Saldana attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
WE ARE AT DEFCON 1. Can we invent a DEFCON 0? If we could, this would be it.
Jun Ji-hyun
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Jun Ji-hyun attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
Stacking all the lace also ends up looking so messy.
Iris Law
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Iris Law attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
It's a slip dress that is good as neither a slip NOR a dress.
Elodie Bouchez
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Elodie Bouchez attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
That just looks like they tossed an emergency bra underneath it because it didn't fit.
Amber Valletta
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Amber Valletta attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
It's Sexy Cooking Night at the Valletta household.
Charlotte Cardin
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Charlotte Cardin attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
If palace wallpaper wore underpants.
Eva Herzigova
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Eva Herzigova attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
This looks like plastic.
Carla Bruni
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Carla Bruni Sarkozy attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
Siggggggggggh.
Catherine Deneuve
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Catherine Deneuve attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)
My face during that entire stretch of photos.
Hannah Bagshawe and Eddie Redmayne
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Hannah Bagshawe and Eddie Redmayne attend the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
What if Eddie Redmaybe wanted some lace? Did anyone even ask him?
Kate Moss
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Kate Moss attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
I applaud Kate Moss for not engaging in the shenanigans.
Lila Moss
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Lila Grace Moss attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
Do I like this? Maybe, but maybe it's also just not bleaching my retinas.
Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
If they still use the YSL logo, why not just... go by YSL again?
Rosé
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Singer Rosé attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
This all looks quite cheap, which is mind-boggling.
Laura Harrier
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Laura Harrier attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
Better? Better.
Adele Exarchopoulos
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Adèle Exarchopoulos attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
She got off easy.
Natalia Dyer
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Natalia Dyer attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
This is legitimately great on her.
Jacob Whiteduck-Lavoie
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Jacob Whiteduck-Lavoie attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
He is on Sterling Point - he is part Quebecois, part First Nation, and grew up speaking Algonquin, which is so cool. However, tucking your napkin INSIDE your shirt really defeats the purpose.
Mason Thames
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Mason Thames attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
We are in the Young Heartthrob section, and it looks like they gave Mason someone else's suit.
Belmont Cameli
Belmont Cameli at the Saint Laurent fashion show as a part of Paris RTW Spring/Summer 2027 fashion week held at Fontaine du Trocadéro on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/WWD via Getty Images)
And he is from Off-Campus. He looks quite good; the contrasting lining in the jacket gives this flair.
Isabelle Adjani
PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: Isabelle Adjani attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images for Saint Laurent)
As usual, Isabelle is dressed as someone who wants you to notice her going incognito.
